2 definitions by Anks00

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when somebody who doesn't have a girl friend or a loner shakes his special organ with his hand
Ever since Chris's girl friend broke up with him, he is relying on hand-pump.

Matt was doing hand-pumping whole night, he looks so pale.

Hand-Pump is the best way to satisfy yourself without spending a single quid and No-tensions as well.
by Anks00 April 30, 2011
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condom on the top of dick, where dick is a head and condom has been worn for safety....
Chris always use a helmet before sex cause this ACCIDENT results in birth not in death
by Anks00 April 30, 2011
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