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The act of frantically pleasuring oneself whilst alone.
Oh my lord! I walked in Andrews bedroom yesterday and I caught him on the hand pump. Whilst watching the free 10 minutes on television X

The dirty little swine he needs to meet a woman.
by Dmchale8@googlemail.com December 29, 2016
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