Gentlemens wash

When your running late for a night out,and you do not have time for a shower so you stick your penis under the tap and give it a quick frantic rinse on the off chance you get lucky.

Hi Dave did you have time for a shower? No mate I only had time for a gentlemens wash.

by [e-mail] August 24, 2016

Candy stamp

When somebody does not wipe there arse sufficiently, and leaves a brown stain in there underpants.

Who do these shitty undies belong to? Some dirty bastard has left a candy stamp

by [e-mail] August 24, 2016

Scrotal shimmy

When a man performs a discreet shimmy in order to remove the nut sack from sticking to he's leg,without actually touching his balls.

Hey Dave what was that little dance you just did in aid of?
Oh it was a scrotal shimmy as my balls stuck to my leg.

by [e-mail] September 4, 2016

Betty hair

A polite way to refer to ones pubic hair.

I can tell I'm getting old, I found my first grey Betty hair today.

by [e-mail] August 24, 2016

G-shock

When you pull a hot blonde girl,
Get her naked for the first time only to discover she has ginger pubic hair and she is a deceitful liar.

Hey Anthony did you do that blonde bird on Saturday night?
No I didn't she had ginger pubes I got G-shock and couldn't get a boner

by [e-mail] October 2, 2016

Bibbles

fatty tissue surrounding the upper arm
Most commonly found on the elderly and the obese.

I can't believe my nana wore a vest top
Her bibbles was on show, and it was putting people off their food.

by [e-mail] March 3, 2017

On the hand pump

The act of frantically pleasuring oneself whilst alone.

Oh my lord! I walked in Andrews bedroom yesterday and I caught him on the hand pump. Whilst watching the free 10 minutes on television X

The dirty little swine he needs to meet a woman.

by [e-mail] December 29, 2016