8 definitions by Dmchale8@googlemail.com

1
When somebody does not wipe there arse sufficiently, and leaves a brown stain in there underpants.
Who do these shitty undies belong to? Some dirty bastard has left a candy stamp
by Dmchale8@googlemail.com August 24, 2016
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2
When a man performs a discreet shimmy in order to remove the nut sack from sticking to he's leg,without actually touching his balls.
Hey Dave what was that little dance you just did in aid of?
Oh it was a scrotal shimmy as my balls stuck to my leg.
by Dmchale8@googlemail.com September 04, 2016
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3
A polite way to refer to ones pubic hair.
I can tell I'm getting old, I found my first grey Betty hair today.
by Dmchale8@googlemail.com August 24, 2016
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4
fatty tissue surrounding the upper arm
Most commonly found on the elderly and the obese.
I can't believe my nana wore a vest top
Her bibbles was on show, and it was putting people off their food.
by Dmchale8@googlemail.com March 03, 2017
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5
The area of flab above the pubic bone and below the belly button! Giving the appearance of a spare tyre
Did you carol-Anne in her bathing suit? It was way to small her mulvis was hanging out!
by Dmchale8@googlemail.com April 19, 2016
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6
The act of frantically pleasuring oneself whilst alone.
Oh my lord! I walked in Andrews bedroom yesterday and I caught him on the hand pump. Whilst watching the free 10 minutes on television X

The dirty little swine he needs to meet a woman.
by Dmchale8@googlemail.com December 29, 2016
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7
When you pull a hot blonde girl,
Get her naked for the first time only to discover she has ginger pubic hair and she is a deceitful liar.
Hey Anthony did you do that blonde bird on Saturday night?
No I didn't she had ginger pubes I got G-shock and couldn't get a boner
by Dmchale8@googlemail.com September 26, 2016
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