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Anal Kung 

The art of deadly flatulence. Well maybe not deadly but certainly bad enough to make the victim pray for death.
Jarrod cleared the room with his unique mix of anal kung.

Jarrod was a true master of the anal kung technique.

Benny a true anal kung warrior was able to attack his opponents across a well ventilated space with ease.

Perry tried to impress his mates with his anal kung style, but unfortunately the only impression he made was to the seat of his underpants.
Anal Kung by Molemagic August 17, 2009

Portuguese hand pump 

I'm off for a portuguese hand pump