Hammeltoe

An alternative phrase for ‘pain in the cunt’ which can be used to describe someone who’s as numb as fuck and gets right up your fanny.

I’m sick of him talking to me. He’s nothing but a Hammeltoe.

Six friend requests in an hour? Why doesn’t he get the message! Bloody Hammeltoe.

Hammeltoe by bannedfromourgroup March 21, 2020

Blackout hammertossed 

I’m not blackout drunk that’s depressing and scary I’m blackout hammertossed which means I’ve given up control and I’ve never felt better

Yes sir that’ll be 7 shots of tequila each. Next time you see us we’ll be blackout hammertossed

Blackout hammertossed by itsbrandybish December 30, 2019

hammertext 

an incredibly annoying series of texts that either

a) could have been condensed in a single text
b) are closely timed and repetitive

God Damn it. I gave Debby my phone number and now she has been hammertexting me for the last hour asking where I am. Avoiding Debby, that's where.

hammertext by MC hammer April 27, 2012

hammertoe 

A toe that is deformed because one or more joints are permanently bent.

My hammertoe points at a 90 degree angle!

hammertoe by Tingle October 26, 2003

Hammertoe 

When you can see a mans hammer through his pants, same as cameltoe only the man version.

Holy shit look at that dudes hammertoe!!!!!

Hammertoe by peteypablo204 December 3, 2009

hammertong 

To masturbate violently, as if in an attempt to punish your dong.

Why's Paul limping so hard? Did he screw up his hamstring again? Naw, he can't walk straight because he's been up all night hammertonging! He probably blew out his prostate!

hammertong by Ice-D July 17, 2006

hamelton 

He is very energetic and unsure about things, he is also a pothead

Oh look quit being a hamelton!

hamelton by Xxsniperwolf October 11, 2019