Laffy Taffy

An addictively delicious taffy made by the Willy Wonka Candy Factory. It is distributed by Nestle USA, Inc. Contains jokes on every wrapper.

How many sides does a circle have?

Two, inside and outside.

by Tingle May 31, 2004

hamtaro

A retarded-as-fuck tv show with a cute little hamster named Hamtaro as the main character.

"Ham-Hams unite!" said Hamtaro.

by Tingle October 23, 2003

hammertoe

A toe that is deformed because one or more joints are permanently bent.

My hammertoe points at a 90 degree angle!

by Tingle October 27, 2003

Jitterbug

A hot, sexy GameFAQs user. However, hardly ever posts.

Jitterbug's hotness made the temperature go up by a couple degrees.

by Tingle June 20, 2004

kazul

An IRC Operator for irc.esper.net.

*You have been kicked from #DragonWeyr by Kazul. Reason: i pwnz j00 and IRC

by Tingle October 11, 2003