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Hammeltoe

An alternative phrase for ‘pain in the cunt’ which can be used to describe someone who’s as numb as fuck and gets right up your fanny.

I’m sick of him talking to me. He’s nothing but a Hammeltoe.

Six friend requests in an hour? Why doesn’t he get the message! Bloody Hammeltoe.

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When you make a really bad spelling error on your phone that even autocorrect can’t help you with, that my friends means you’ve been Hudsoned!

First message: “I went to the dupermarket”

Second message: “Oops, Hudsoned! I meant supermarket.”

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