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A very nice person. Likes to help people. Also a very gentlement person, likes to make joke, tall, good in studies, the real definition of boyfriend material
He is so Hakem. I like him. No i think i fell in love😍
Hakem by Yall know who me is October 24, 2019
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The fat child who keeps breaking the mcdonalds ice cream machine. When you smell a warm rotting cheese it means that hakem is near you. Be careful to not go close to it because it may spread autism and aids to you. The large amount of fat can suck you in like a black hole.
friend: "Who was that autistic fuck you were talking to?"
you: "hakem"
friend: "thats fucking disgusting"
Hakem by Kailin12 April 24, 2021
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When your meal doesn’t go as planned, for one reason or another, so you angrily plow your way through the food for the shear nourishment. Hatemeal is often the result of a failed recipe, poor cooking technique, or even poor dinner company.
Cody: I just watched a guy storm around the corner and throw a frozen dinner in the microwave. He slammed the Cook button, then the 6, then Start button and then stormed off. The microwave ran for 6 seconds...

Chris: That's too good. His anger should be able to heat the dish thoroughly when he returns in 5 minutes 54 seconds and realizes what he had done (or doesn't realize and blames it on the microwave).
I'm jealous I didn't get to witness that. Video?

Cody: It all happened so fast. He was like the Flash. What makes it funnier is that I watched the keystrokes and I still couldn't stop him before he had blazed off. What make him think that he's gonna have time to eat if he can’t even take the time to cook the food properly?

Chris: Ha. No kidding.

Cody: He seems stressed and this failure surely didn't help, but this will be a good lesson for him. It’s totally within the realm of possibility that he just ate it "as is". Just angrily crunched his way through his icey lunch. That'll teach em.

Chris: Hatemeal. Could be an Urban Dictionary entry.

Cody: Ah! good idea. My creative juices are not flowing in this vanilla environment though. I may have Darren get on that one.

Darren: Done.
hatemeal by Darren Besert February 1, 2017

Haemorrhoid Buster 

“Did you hear, last weekend Malcolm got pissed as a fart and ended up being thrown out of a gay bar!”
“I’m not surprised, not even the most dedicated haemorrhoid buster would want his smelly, raggedy arse.”
Haemorrhoid Buster by AKACroatalin October 22, 2016
a term which stupid people use to label ONCEs (twice's fandom) every time they lost in Choeaedol. a stupid term to use to accusse a fandom hAcKiNG
This group won because ONCES are hakers
Hakers by once HAKERS July 1, 2020

Habemus Papam 

Latin for: "We have a Pope."

Some scholars maintain that the term is an abbreviation of the phrase "Habemus Papam'n'lockem" which, in the original Latin, meant: "We have a Pope...who knows how to boogie."
After only four sessions at conclave, the college of Cardinals could proudly proclaim, "Habemus Papam!"
Habemus Papam by The Ghief 3 March 16, 2013
An authoritative intellectual, with discernment. He's thoughtful, honest, makes sound decisions, & gives great advice. Hence, Wise Counselor/Judge. He values mind, body, & spirit above all as he strives to prevail. When he falls short, he uses no excuses. Despite being called obnoxious & pretentious, he's down to earth, genuine, & hopes to inspire others to be true to self vs. conform with the norm. He takes pride in assuming responsibility, serving his faith, and offering all praise to whom ONLY he seeks acceptance, ALLAH. Daily, he's improving in discipline, hard work, talent, ambition, willpower, confidence, courage, charisma, charity, compassion, courtesy, chivalry, & respect. He is loyal to loved ones, & generous enough to give his last. His laughter is as infectious as his solemn. He's a leader. He condemns violence, but can be brutally vicious if provoked. He adorns Allah's armor. Thus, he usually overcomes adversity. He embraces challenges. He's introspective. For hobby, he analyzes life & writes in retrospect. He has few friends as most others get frustrated by critical thinking. He's resolved & content with his small inner circle. It enables him to preserve the integrity of his thoughts vs. diluting or contaminating them with the toxic views of mainstream. He believes his body is his temple & mind the key to free him from shackles of mental or physical bondage. Most importantly, he strives to follow the guide of prophet Muhammad. MPBUH & to all who read this. MPBUY.
HAKIM Hakim is amongst one of the realest men I know. He's surely the 8th wonder.
Hakim by Get Outcha Feelings March 24, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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