7 definitions by Kailin12
"Hey, where's the ponic that usually hangs out over here", "oh he's somewhere, probably in his basement where he usually is"
by Kailin12 October 13, 2020
A socially fucked person. They usually have many friends online that they don't know. If you are mean to him/her he will complain then masturbate in the corner alone.
by Kailin12 May 13, 2019
The fat child who keeps breaking the mcdonalds ice cream machine. When you smell a warm rotting cheese it means that hakem is near you. Be careful to not go close to it because it may spread autism and aids to you. The large amount of fat can suck you in like a black hole.
friend: "Who was that autistic fuck you were talking to?"
you: "hakem"
friend: "thats fucking disgusting"
you: "hakem"
friend: "thats fucking disgusting"
by Kailin12 April 24, 2021
The guy that created the universe by masturbating so hard his single sperm created everything we know of. He is also "ascended"
by Kailin12 May 13, 2019
A literal walking obtuse triangle with 25 percent of the mental capacity of that of a sea sponge paired with the attitude of a sloth.
Friend: Who was that you were talking to?
Me: Her? Oh that was Adrian.
Friend: Who?
Me: So think of a sea sponge that crossed with a sloth and you would end up with that abomination.
Friend: Oh, I see.
Me: Her? Oh that was Adrian.
Friend: Who?
Me: So think of a sea sponge that crossed with a sloth and you would end up with that abomination.
Friend: Oh, I see.
by Kailin12 May 8, 2022