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Russian Hackers

A new buzzword/ boogeyman of the U.S. Can be added to the list of stereotypical enemies of the United States such as terrorists and communists.
A computer just got hacked? It has to be Russian Hackers!
Russian Hackers by Assassin aprentice December 16, 2016

Haters on the Payroll 

The phrase simply means that you are doing extremely well and are very successful. Success, fame and fortune will inevitably come with a large amount of haters. This is not a bad thing, without haters there is no one to prove wrong. Understanding that hate is a sign of envy and jealously should be used to motivate you. Just remember, haters gonna hate, that just means you're doing well.
"Yoo dude did you see Dan Bilzerian's snap story!? Looks like he was hunting warthogs out of a chopper down in Texas with like five hot mami's, friggin epic!"

"No, I hate Dan Bilzerian. His company is gonna fail and he'll be a broke ass cat like me."

Dan Bilzerian has haters on the payroll and they are working for free.

Dab on them haters 

Something the cancerous Jake Paul says in all of his vlogs. You say Dab on them haters and then dab. Even if they arent a hater and they are trying to talk some commonsense into you. Just dab and walk away. What happens if they dab back??? We'll never know.
Person: Get off my lawn or im calling the cops
Jake Pauler: Youre just a hater....dab on them haters *dabs*

If you ain't got haters you ain't poppin 

Meaning you ain't cool and you ain't doing stuff right if you don't have haters.
Come on man, stop stressin about what people say. Remember,if you ain't got haters you ain't poppin!!

Cod Haters 

A person with an uncontrollable urge to mention the Call Of Duty series on all corners of the internet and even most plain's of existence. Cod Haters are often times more annoying than the fans of the series bringing up Cod on videos, forums, etc, comparing cod to completely unrelated video games, for example, Fallout 3, Guild Wars, Skyrim, Metro 2033, Pong, Flower, and every other video game video on youtube.
This is an actual comment thread on the metro 2033 review by Gamespot.

commenter#1 Lol what a retard.
Commenter #2 If you do not wanna look like a retard what are you responding about? Don't just say "Lol what a retard".
Commenter #1 But you are mate.
Your comment is completlly retarded and makes no sense,so how do I reply?

You don't try to reason with a guy that comes up to you and starts talking crazy shit now do you?

You're being ignorat for posting that comment,and thinking that it's posiblle to reply to that piece of shit comment with any sort inteligence or reason.

You deserve none.

Moron.

commenter #2.Either you are mentally handicapped or just stupid.

2. I was trying to say that Metro 2033 was better than Call of Duty (but of course everything is better than Call of Duty)

3.Please tell me how I am being "Ignorant" you can not be ignorant of a personal opinion about something.

4. Welcome to the internet.

Commenter #1

You're not sharing your opinion you piece of shit,you're just raging on a game and IGN for no reason.

THEY DIDN'T MENTION COD IN THIS REVIEW ONCE, but you still leave a comment about it,like a good little troll.

There are a milion people that leave the same exact comment on IGN reviews,and you thinking that anyone gives a shit what you think about Cod makes me laugh you fucking moron. If you dont like cod,dont play it. Simple. Cod haters

Welcome to common sense you piece of shit
Cod Haters by PointMan January 8, 2013

among us hackers 

A stupid person who is bad at among us and get hacks
Eris Loris: time to add bots to this dumb game player: I HATE AMONG US HACKERS THEY RUIN THE GAME
among us hackers by That epic boi October 25, 2020
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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