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Russian Hackers

A new buzzword/ boogeyman of the U.S. Can be added to the list of stereotypical enemies of the United States such as terrorists and communists.
A computer just got hacked? It has to be Russian Hackers!
Russian Hackers by Assassin aprentice December 16, 2016

Haters on the Payroll 

The phrase simply means that you are doing extremely well and are very successful. Success, fame and fortune will inevitably come with a large amount of haters. This is not a bad thing, without haters there is no one to prove wrong. Understanding that hate is a sign of envy and jealously should be used to motivate you. Just remember, haters gonna hate, that just means you're doing well.
"Yoo dude did you see Dan Bilzerian's snap story!? Looks like he was hunting warthogs out of a chopper down in Texas with like five hot mami's, friggin epic!"

"No, I hate Dan Bilzerian. His company is gonna fail and he'll be a broke ass cat like me."

Dan Bilzerian has haters on the payroll and they are working for free.

Dab on them haters 

Something the cancerous Jake Paul says in all of his vlogs. You say Dab on them haters and then dab. Even if they arent a hater and they are trying to talk some commonsense into you. Just dab and walk away. What happens if they dab back??? We'll never know.
Person: Get off my lawn or im calling the cops
Jake Pauler: Youre just a hater....dab on them haters *dabs*

If you ain't got haters you ain't poppin 

Meaning you ain't cool and you ain't doing stuff right if you don't have haters.
Come on man, stop stressin about what people say. Remember,if you ain't got haters you ain't poppin!!

Cod Haters 

A person with an uncontrollable urge to mention the Call Of Duty series on all corners of the internet and even most plain's of existence. Cod Haters are often times more annoying than the fans of the series bringing up Cod on videos, forums, etc, comparing cod to completely unrelated video games, for example, Fallout 3, Guild Wars, Skyrim, Metro 2033, Pong, Flower, and every other video game video on youtube.
This is an actual comment thread on the metro 2033 review by Gamespot.

commenter#1 Lol what a retard.
Commenter #2 If you do not wanna look like a retard what are you responding about? Don't just say "Lol what a retard".
Commenter #1 But you are mate.
Your comment is completlly retarded and makes no sense,so how do I reply?

You don't try to reason with a guy that comes up to you and starts talking crazy shit now do you?

You're being ignorat for posting that comment,and thinking that it's posiblle to reply to that piece of shit comment with any sort inteligence or reason.

You deserve none.

Moron.

commenter #2.Either you are mentally handicapped or just stupid.

2. I was trying to say that Metro 2033 was better than Call of Duty (but of course everything is better than Call of Duty)

3.Please tell me how I am being "Ignorant" you can not be ignorant of a personal opinion about something.

4. Welcome to the internet.

Commenter #1

You're not sharing your opinion you piece of shit,you're just raging on a game and IGN for no reason.

THEY DIDN'T MENTION COD IN THIS REVIEW ONCE, but you still leave a comment about it,like a good little troll.

There are a milion people that leave the same exact comment on IGN reviews,and you thinking that anyone gives a shit what you think about Cod makes me laugh you fucking moron. If you dont like cod,dont play it. Simple. Cod haters

Welcome to common sense you piece of shit
Cod Haters by PointMan January 8, 2013

among us hackers 

A stupid person who is bad at among us and get hacks
Eris Loris: time to add bots to this dumb game player: I HATE AMONG US HACKERS THEY RUIN THE GAME
among us hackers by That epic boi October 25, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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