1) A person who can't take a hint and leave.
2) Unwanted immigrant, such as a Pom (someone of English extraction)
3) Any pain in the arse.
2) Unwanted immigrant, such as a Pom (someone of English extraction)
3) Any pain in the arse.
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“I’m not surprised, not even the most dedicated haemorrhoid buster would want his smelly, raggedy arse.”
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As coined by Stephen Fry on QI, it is a euphemism for the anus. The term has connotations of gay sex.
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The practice has now given true classic cafe racers a bad name by association.
The practice has now given true classic cafe racers a bad name by association.
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Cathy: "Sarah, why are you being such a hermorrhoid today?"
Sarah: "Cut me a break, bitch! My hermorrhoids are acting up again!"
Sarah: "Cut me a break, bitch! My hermorrhoids are acting up again!"
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2) adjective: A person who's both useless, and a major pain in the ass, in the most obnoxious of ways. They fall beneath the level of "asshole," because an asshole has some function, at least. A hemorrhoid just gets in the way of your life and causes pain for no reason.
2) adjective: A person who's both useless, and a major pain in the ass, in the most obnoxious of ways. They fall beneath the level of "asshole," because an asshole has some function, at least. A hemorrhoid just gets in the way of your life and causes pain for no reason.
1) I can't sit at all due to this golf-ball of a hemorrhoid in my ass.
2) Jeff is just a total hemorrhoid, that useless shitsack of a dickweed.
2) Jeff is just a total hemorrhoid, that useless shitsack of a dickweed.
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