going jet blue

When the frustrations of a stressful job get to be too much, you scream obscenities over the PA system, grab a beer from the lunch room refrigerator, deploy the proverbial escape chute, and scurry off to a better life.
Man, if that jackass mentions his precious 'action plan' one more time, I'm going jet blue on his ass!
by tnunnster August 11, 2010
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DoPeace

1. The active process of creating a culture of peace.

2. Shorthand for the federal Department of Peace
I'm so tired of all this violence. I need to get out and DoPeace.
by TNunnster February 06, 2010
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Romneyconomics

The shortsighted economic policies of the Romney/Ryan campaign that rely heavily on the ideas of Ayn Rand. Romneyconomics pushes the trickle-down economic theory that ends up widening the the gap between haves and have-nots because it does not account for greed and other externalities.
Tea Partier: I voted for Romney 4 years ago - my income hasn't risen but the cost of living has skyrocketed and my community is deteriorating.

Rational-but-bitter Progressive: How's that Romneyconomics plan working out for ya?
by tnunnster October 24, 2012
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Hermorrhoid

1) Any uncomfortable or painful swelling or growths associated with female reproductive or digestive organs, i.e. uterine fibroids

2) A female pain-in-the-ass
Cathy: "Sarah, why are you being such a hermorrhoid today?"

Sarah: "Cut me a break, bitch! My hermorrhoids are acting up again!"
by tnunnster October 06, 2010
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artistocrat

A person who uses their excessive wealth to surround themselves with trendy artists and overpriced works of art to elevate their status in society.
Artistocrats can suck my balls. I mean, really, get a freakin' life of your own!
by TNunnster February 06, 2010
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cognitive dysentery

A modern social disease whereby the afflicted have an uncontrollable biological need to shit out all of their menial mental musings.
Twitter whores should seek professional help for their cognitive dysentery.
by TNunnster February 06, 2010
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Dogmaticide

1) v. - The act of freeing a society from the chains of fundamentalist dogma.

2) n. - A product that, when sprayed on evangelical door knockers, will make them go away. (Similar to pesticide.)
Getting the Catholic church out of the lives of non-Catholics will require a strong dose of dogmaticide.
by tnunnster October 10, 2012
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