cognitive dysentery

A modern social disease whereby the afflicted have an uncontrollable biological need to shit out all of their menial mental musings.
Twitter whores should seek professional help for their cognitive dysentery.
by TNunnster February 06, 2010
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bung hole sprouts

1) A derogative term for Brussels Sprouts.

2) Small pieces of turd entagled in the ass hairs after defecating (a.k.a, "dingleberries")
Sam: Dude, these nasty little green balls taste like ass!

Charlie: Those are bung hole sprouts. They are supposed to taste like that.

Sally: Don't eat too many of those! They are a known cause of bung hole sprouts.
by TNunnster April 22, 2011
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bully pulpit

Teddy Roosevelt used the term "bully" as an adjective to mean "wonderful" or "superb", and coined the term "bully pulpit" to mean a terrific platform from which to advocate an agenda.

An alternate definition of "bully" as a noun means someone who harasses or intimidates. The modern definition of "bully pulpit" reflects the misuse of the church pulpit by unenlightened preachers to bully followers into submitting to their twisted views.
I used to enjoy going to church until the preacher started using the bully pulpit to rail against homosexuals. This is not the message of Jesus! I have plenty of gay friends who are the kindest, most generous people you could know. I don't attend church anymore.
by tnunnster May 02, 2010
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Dogmaticide

1) v. - The act of freeing a society from the chains of fundamentalist dogma.

2) n. - A product that, when sprayed on evangelical door knockers, will make them go away. (Similar to pesticide.)
Getting the Catholic church out of the lives of non-Catholics will require a strong dose of dogmaticide.
by tnunnster October 10, 2012
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godmart

A commercial megachurch that attracts inbred, superstitious, blind faith saps that will believe and do anything they are told.
My brother won't shut up about how the great deals at godmart. What a christbag!
by TNunnster February 06, 2010
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DoPeace

1. The active process of creating a culture of peace.

2. Shorthand for the federal Department of Peace
I'm so tired of all this violence. I need to get out and DoPeace.
by TNunnster February 06, 2010
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paraboats

The main reason for a paradox.
Dude #1: Now that I have a paraboats, I'll need a place to park them.

Dude #2: What you need is a paradox.
by TNunnster May 13, 2011
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