Hermorrhoid

1) Any uncomfortable or painful swelling or growths associated with female reproductive or digestive organs, i.e. uterine fibroids

2) A female pain-in-the-ass

Cathy: "Sarah, why are you being such a hermorrhoid today?"

Sarah: "Cut me a break, bitch! My hermorrhoids are acting up again!"

Hermorrhoid by tnunnster October 7, 2010

Haemorrhoid Buster 

Derogatory name for a Homosexual.

“Did you hear, last weekend Malcolm got pissed as a fart and ended up being thrown out of a gay bar!”
“I’m not surprised, not even the most dedicated haemorrhoid buster would want his smelly, raggedy arse.”

Haemorrhoid Buster by AKACroatalin October 22, 2016

Hemorrhoid

1) noun: A swollen varicose vein in or around the anus, rectum or sigmoid colon;
2) adjective: A person who's both useless, and a major pain in the ass, in the most obnoxious of ways. They fall beneath the level of "asshole," because an asshole has some function, at least. A hemorrhoid just gets in the way of your life and causes pain for no reason.

1) I can't sit at all due to this golf-ball of a hemorrhoid in my ass.
2) Jeff is just a total hemorrhoid, that useless shitsack of a dickweed.

Hemorrhoid by Phuqit November 22, 2011

Hemorrhoid

Swollen veins in or outside the anus

that dude is a hemorrhoid

Hemorrhoid by dhar woman July 7, 2022

Hemerrhoid Tarp 

Another name for thong underwear.

Q: Do you wear granny panties?

A: No I prefer hemerrhoid tarps

Hemerrhoid Tarp by Melunn June 5, 2020

homorrhoids 

painful irritation of the rectal cavity due to vigorous buttsex, not uncommon among gay men

Whoa! Ian and I had a wild night of fucking, but it left me with a major case of homorrhoids.

homorrhoids by flyingdog March 31, 2008

homorrhoid 

Irritation sustained from prolonged anal intercourse

Steve: Dude, whats up with the ketchup stain on your shorts?
Frank: Oh shit, I probably got homorrhoids from last night's sailor gang bang

homorrhoid by bergali September 22, 2010