HackNet 

The best hacking game ever, Its a modern super immersive terminal-driven hacking game with a fully internally-consistent network simulation and an interface so real you shouldn't play it in an airport. It follows the story of recently deceased hacker "Bit", whose death may not be the 'accident' the media reports. You stand in for no one, as most games have you do - play for yourself, make your own decisions, and see the world react - if you're leaving a trace that is.
Hacknet has no protagonist, other than the person using it. Don't be reckless though - it's more real than you think. You also sometimes get hacked by other hackers. Example: Naix. There's also an expansion DLC - Hacknet Labyrinths

Me: im gonna go play some HackNet - Trying to recover from VM Bootloader Hack!
Dad: OK

HackNet by HelloPlannettt July 9, 2019

go play some hacknet 

When someone is talking smart (ie. Hacking, ddosing, dosing) when they don't know anything and should learn from the hacking simulator Hacknet. Hacknet is a hacking simulator released to Steam on August 12, 2015.

Jimmy: I'll hack you and fry your router.
John: Alright here is my IP.
Jimmy: I'm hitting you off, are you lagging?
John: Nice try script kiddie. Go play some Hacknet bro.

go play some hacknet by Go play some Hacknet September 19, 2015

Hackney Disco 

Three or more police cars with their sirens on going past (happens a lot in Hackney, London.)

Mate, check the Hackney Disco. Somebody must of got murked.

Hackney Disco by Dalstonian July 13, 2010

Nathaniel Hackett 

A New England gentleman who has a very interesting personality. He is very sarcastic, yet a great friend that you can be weird with.

Nathaniel Hackett actually wants to learn how to hack.

Nathaniel Hackett by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020

Hackney Patois 

The current speaking style favoured by London's urban yoof is heavily accented as well as typified by slang expressions. Hackney being an area of East London (in which I reside) which has the dubious honour of being the worst borough in Britain repeatedly. Please note that the slang described here is common throughout britian, and is an accent developed often by well spoken people to attain street cred.
The general Hackney Patois comes from a mash up of east london cockney, afro- carribbean, general chavspeak and Hip-Hop slang often attributed to British Asian yoof as popularised by Ali G.

The vocabulary is inextricably linked to cellular phone sms (text) messaging, and online instant messaging, where limited space and speed of texting required abbreviations (m8 - mate, l8r - later, etc.) So much that often the true spelling of words are forgotten. Predictive text messaging has reversed some language - e.g 'book' was used for 'cool' as that was easier to text is now being used in language.
The 'grime' music scene sees Hackney Patois at its core - see artists such as M.I.A and Lady Soverign

as overheard in Hackney patois....
"Put dat down - you iz not gonna get nuffin' "
"She luk at me like dat agen she gonna get sum licks, yea' "
" I dahn't wannit, its got peas in it, innit! "
" ya get me, bruv? "

Hackney Patois by GishGish December 24, 2007

hackinetti

n. a person who attempts to steal the established idea of another person, but in doing so demonstrates a complete lack of facility with the English language. Can also be a person who is afflicted with an intense lack of creativity.
Extremely starved for attention, the hackinetti can often be:
1) observed annoying strangers by trying to get high-fives from them, or
2) heard to shout the phrase “Look at me and my new word!” while riding a conspicuously short bus (with tinted windows).

n., slang. The colloquial definition of “hackinetti” has most recently manifested itself in street-speak. In that particular environment, the definition of “hackinetti” has evolved to mean “stupid fellating whore”.

v. Engaging in the act of (or otherwise giving the appearance of) hackinettying. Can also reference the act of providing extremely stupid, poorly worded examples by way of explanation or justification.

You hackinettied the term paper from the smartest kid in school so you are such a hackinetti! And danim is insaynee-o! durrrrr!

hackinetti by Mack Caddy November 28, 2006

hackney 

Hackney da baddest part of london.......we got ppl scared as hell dwn here!!!!

Oi, dnt mess wid him dat nigga is from hackney

hackney by Hackneyppz [x] [c=45] [x] January 3, 2008