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hackettstown

small ass town in NJ near long valley, chester, and mansfeild.
unfortunatly since those towns are all nice, and there is a small row of fast food joints in H-town, everyone there thinks its a ghetto. the high school sucks at everything, and the football team is awful. Instead of realizing that they whole school is white, they insist that the freckles on their bodies make them part black. Hackettstown is the only town in NJ where you will find kids in ecko and shady clothing huddled around a rita's italian ice place claiming it to be their turf.
dont even think about goin into h-town without a gun or a knife. its the roughest town in the whole county. hackettstown
hackettstown by ReppinthebigHtowndawg November 20, 2006

Hackettstown

People of long valley wish Jumbo would move there to make it a little cooler...He is a big pot head and would fit in perfectly there cause every single kid there smokes pot and dies from drug overdoses at the age of 25
Hackettstown kidz-- Man i wish we had someone like jumbo here from long valley....he would make the area so much nicer.
Hackettstown by nardoner January 4, 2010

Hackettstown

The best town in all of New Jersey. Located in Warren County. Exit 19 off I-80. Home to M&M Mars. H-town kids are classy and simply fantastic.
-Where are you from?
-Hackettstown, New Jersey Baby!
Hackettstown by K0989 December 26, 2007

Hackettstown

A small town in New Jersey where all the kids think they are from the ghetto. The whole town consists of either white or hispanic kids and everyone there says the n word and thinks they're black. Everyone vapes, smokes, drinks, and does drugs. People take their vapes to school and vape in the bathrooms but the teachers are too stupid to notice it. This town used to have good schools, but now, everyone's failing their classes and they never give a fuck about their grades.
person from hackettstown: wanna drink at my place?
other person: no, we're only 15...
person from hackettstown: so? who cares?
Hackettstown by secretfilesx March 26, 2020

Hackettstown High School 

A really shitty high school that is prodomitely white and hispanic. Hackettstown High School sucks at almost everything and the staff there is actually horrendous. They bring in the K-9 unit almost every week to sniff for drugs and kids pass out in the hallway at least once a day. Everyone at Hackettstown High School is loud as fuck and everyone there always has to either do drugs in the bathroom, yell at teachers, do some dumb reckless shit, or deadass just leave or not show up. The lockers are filled with ants and they are disgusting, the science labs always manage to smell like a sewage system, and the school is a depression microwave. Everyone that goes there wants to kill themselves. Not to mention, the school has 0 air conditioning except for the main office and one in spanish and art room. The school is small as fuck and is extreamly uncomfortable to be in. Everyone that goes there thinks they are from the ghetto or in a hardcore gang. This school is shit.
Oh hey have you heard what hell is like?

Yeah it’s Hackettstown High School

hackettstown high school 

candy cult goes here so its cool
"hackettstown high school is such shit!"
"Yeah but it has the coolest group of buddies around"
hackettstown high school by eboi13 November 20, 2021

Hackettstown Middle School 

Hackettstown Has a bad rep. People say its were all the gangs hang out and thats its an very unsafe area for kids. That may be true but the middle school "Hackettstown Middle school" Is one of the best around. With caring staff and a wonderful principal you should be lucky to be going to this school.
I have made so many friends at Hackettstown Middle School.
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