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The act of being a hoe, as in sluttin around
Gurrrrl, we bout to be doing all kinds of hosiery things in the club this weekend.
Hosiery by BaconzBitz August 27, 2020
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n. The act of getting hosed in any aspect of life.
My team scored the most points in my fantasy football league, but I didn't make the playoffs because constant hosiery all season long has decimated my overall record.
hosiery by mikesong September 11, 2012
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Damn turtle you wrote the book on hosiery bro.
hosiery by beatasshoenigga January 20, 2009

hosierainkiss 

a Twitter trend; a monthly celebration on the 13th of every month of all Hosie related items including but not limited to songs by Freya Ridings, SVRCINA, and Lewis Capaldi. This day also honors Hosie Instagram edits, fan fictions (re: the hosie hogwarts au; cast yourself (you are the spell)), Hosie art, and the Hosie co-captains/founders/actresses Danielle Rose Russell and Kaylee Bryant of The CW's Legacies. Has been celebrated with famous companies, Altoids & Cinnabons, amongst supporters following their alliance/partnership with the hosies since the hoesies group reached out.

Origins: On May 12, 2020, creator/showrunner Julie Plec (LEGACIES, THE VAMPIRE DIARIES) responded to fans' turmoil regarding a casual comment that suggested the romantic pairing of Hope and Josie was a joke. She followed up with clarification that the rain kiss between the romantic ship Delena from one of the show's predecessors, The Vampire Diaries, was made possible by endless tweets.

On May 13, 2020, the hashtag #hosierainkiss trended across five countries.
Did you see? #hosierainkiss trended in five countries! OPRAH!
hosierainkiss by hosiee August 14, 2020
an extermly loud fat man on the teacher commitee in florida deca; a jackass; an extemly inconsiderate person
hosier is a jackass,
hosier by coop May 6, 2005
A term used to define someone from the Midwest portion of the United States (i.e; America's Heartland). Generally used in a joking manner, but can be used as an insult depending on the tone in which it is used.
Oh the new guy? He's a hosier.
hosier by Proteas March 12, 2005
that bitch latifa fucked tyrone, tyrese and tyrel last night!! she is partaking in hosery!
hosery by Gracey Cent January 6, 2007
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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