The foremost lamest piece of crap town I've ever known in the
history of for-fuckin' ever. The roads are crappy, the
people are stupid, the houses are multiplying and the weather is ridiculously shifty, you never know exactly what season tomorrow will be due to the local climate and circumstances. Many believe it was built on an Indian burial ground and that could be indeed the reason as to why the clouds sometimes just
flat-out circle this hell of a city and pass us by without the rain we want. There isn't a movie theatre, major arcade, large pizza place or drive-in theatre in the town. The city also goes
dead after about 8 p.m. because nobody here likes having
fun or doing anything in public. Most adults here
work either in the small shops, diners, small businesses or for the school/park district. Oh, and half this city is full of FUCKTARDS!!!
"Hey let's go to the arcade," says one
friend.
"But we'd have to go the next city just for a Scandia!" says another.
"Shit!!! I
hate Hesperia!!!" says the first
friend as he begins walking towards the bus stop.
