What one would say as a greeting to a person who is comparable to the ancient Greek God of sky and thunder.
Some also say Heyzeus is a type of substance.
Others say Heyzeus rhymes with corn-dog. I don't believe them.

Mere Mortal- Hey Zeus!
Zeus- What did you say?!
Mere Mortal- U-urm, I meant urm... Heyzeus !
Zeus- That's more like it... Meh I'll kill you anyway.

Heyzeus by uwanttruthitellz August 24, 2009

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Heyzeus

Heyzeus is an adjective used to describe any exclamatory/shocking or alarmingly disturbing situation the speaker finds themselves in. Heyzeus is derived from the Spanish pronunciation of Jesus, "hey-zeus" and is used instead of "Jesus!". Was created by the great word inventor Stewart "Nauta" Patterson

"WOW her outfit was a bit Heyzeus!"

"That haircut he got is heyzeus!"

"Heyzeus!"

Heyzeus by poofelon March 8, 2010

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Heyzeus

Another word for cheese.

Put some heyzeus on that burger bitch

Heyzeus by Loki October 7, 2003

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HeyZeus

popular youtuber with 320k subs (30 august 2022) that talks about the cs go market or cs go in general.
also an absolute legend

Hey, did you see HeyZeus' video on the CS Money incident? Yes, it was great.

HeyZeus by Eseba (Cebi) August 30, 2022

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