HEYZUES

A god amongst man,he’s The HEYZUES…

Wow did you see Mike Bench press 315lbs 15x???yeah man he’s The HEYZUES!!!

by Big A.D. February 1, 2022

heyzoes

instead of saying just a plain hey, this means you're really excited to see a certain person.

"HEYZOES!!!! i haven't seen you in foooorevver"

by tori haas January 3, 2008

heyzeus

the way spanish people say jesus

heyzeus christ thats a hot tamale

by kate February 10, 2004

Heyzeus

What one would say as a greeting to a person who is comparable to the ancient Greek God of sky and thunder.
Some also say Heyzeus is a type of substance.
Others say Heyzeus rhymes with corn-dog. I don't believe them.

Mere Mortal- Hey Zeus!
Zeus- What did you say?!
Mere Mortal- U-urm, I meant urm... Heyzeus !
Zeus- That's more like it... Meh I'll kill you anyway.

by uwanttruthitellz August 24, 2009

Heyzeus

Heyzeus is an adjective used to describe any exclamatory/shocking or alarmingly disturbing situation the speaker finds themselves in. Heyzeus is derived from the Spanish pronunciation of Jesus, "hey-zeus" and is used instead of "Jesus!". Was created by the great word inventor Stewart "Nauta" Patterson

"WOW her outfit was a bit Heyzeus!"

"That haircut he got is heyzeus!"

"Heyzeus!"

by poofelon March 8, 2010

Heyzeus

Another word for cheese.

Put some heyzeus on that burger bitch

by Loki October 7, 2003

HeyZeus

popular youtuber with 320k subs (30 august 2022) that talks about the cs go market or cs go in general.
also an absolute legend

Hey, did you see HeyZeus' video on the CS Money incident? Yes, it was great.

by Eseba (Cebi) August 30, 2022