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beer pong except with smirnoff duh
omg dawg, lets play some fucking smirpong!
by tori haas January 06, 2007

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a card game, for when you are beyond bored, that involves flipping a card over to determine different things that will happen in your life
bob: this party blows, let's play fast-forward.
okay ready, this is the next time your gonna have sex...
by tori haas January 07, 2007

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from the movie "Teeth", it means a girl who has teeth in her private parts
josh: damn dude, i loved that girl til i saw she had a southern smile
by tori haas April 07, 2007

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instead of saying just a plain hey, this means you're really excited to see a certain person.
"HEYZOES!!!! i haven't seen you in foooorevver"
by tori haas December 08, 2007

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to go from party to party in one night
party train tonight, we are getting soooo drunk!
by tori haas August 14, 2008

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