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What one would say as a greeting to a person who is comparable to the ancient Greek God of sky and thunder.
Some also say Heyzeus is a type of substance.
Others say Heyzeus rhymes with corn-dog. I don't believe them.
Some also say Heyzeus is a type of substance.
Others say Heyzeus rhymes with corn-dog. I don't believe them.
Mere Mortal- Hey Zeus!
Zeus- What did you say?!
Mere Mortal- U-urm, I meant urm... Heyzeus !
Zeus- That's more like it... Meh I'll kill you anyway.
Zeus- What did you say?!
Mere Mortal- U-urm, I meant urm... Heyzeus !
Zeus- That's more like it... Meh I'll kill you anyway.
by uwanttruthitellz August 24, 2009
Get the Heyzeus mug.A flat affro. This phenomenom often occurs when a human with an affro sits or lies down and rests their head against a surface that gives greater resistance than their hair. This gives them a flat affro, and this does not right itself until the wearer of the affro fluffs up his/her hair. The degree of a flaffro can vary.
Guy with Afro- Hey guys... What is it?
Guy- You have a flafro.
Guy with Afro- What?
Guy- You look like a flattened hedgehog! Fluff it up a bit, man!
Guy- You have a flafro.
Guy with Afro- What?
Guy- You look like a flattened hedgehog! Fluff it up a bit, man!
by uwanttruthitellz August 8, 2009
Get the Flafro mug.Guy 1- The day I can't get a boner is the day I die.
Guy 2- What?! What about your family?
Guy 1- I want to die having a drug fuelled sex heart attack.
Guy 2- What?! What about your family?
Guy 1- I want to die having a drug fuelled sex heart attack.
by uwanttruthitellz August 8, 2009
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An annoying person who is so experienced at a game/activity that they become enfuriating to play with or against.
An annoying person who is so experienced at a game/activity that they become enfuriating to play with or against.
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Gamer 1- Goddamnit that level 70 Paladin just killed me three times in a row!
Gamer 2- Fucking Oobs...
Gamer 1- Goddamnit that level 70 Paladin just killed me three times in a row!
Gamer 2- Fucking Oobs...
by uwanttruthitellz July 26, 2009
Get the oob mug.An orgasm achieved while watching epic moments of lord of the rings.
Several moments in this film often trigger a lotrgasm, more prominently in Cinema showings.
Several moments in this film often trigger a lotrgasm, more prominently in Cinema showings.
Examples of instances when lotrgasms can be achieved-
-When Aragon slays Lurts.
-When the Rohirim charge against the Uruk-Hai in Helm's Deep.
-When The Rohirim charge the legions of Mordoor on Pelenor fields.
- When Samwise defeats Shelob.
- When Smeogol defeats Golem in a battle of the mind.
-When Aragon slays Lurts.
-When the Rohirim charge against the Uruk-Hai in Helm's Deep.
-When The Rohirim charge the legions of Mordoor on Pelenor fields.
- When Samwise defeats Shelob.
- When Smeogol defeats Golem in a battle of the mind.
by uwanttruthitellz May 11, 2009
Get the Lotrgasm mug.Girl 1- "A friend in need is a friend indeed."
Girl 2-"That's such an idiotom! What does it even mean?"
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Guy 1- "Like a moth to a flame."
Guy 2- "Like an idiot to a cliché, you just said the first idiotom that came to your head."
Girl 2-"That's such an idiotom! What does it even mean?"
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Guy 1- "Like a moth to a flame."
Guy 2- "Like an idiot to a cliché, you just said the first idiotom that came to your head."
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
Get the Idiotom mug.A point where audio stimulation reaches such an intense level that the brain rewards the body with an orgasm in the ear.
An audiogasm can be achieved when-
1. A girl is talking extremely dirty to a male on the phone.
2. Listening to a solo from the guitar of any of these guitarists- Jimi Hendrix, Sinister Gates, Carlos Santana, John Frusciante, Hermon Lee, Johnny Greenwood.
1. A girl is talking extremely dirty to a male on the phone.
2. Listening to a solo from the guitar of any of these guitarists- Jimi Hendrix, Sinister Gates, Carlos Santana, John Frusciante, Hermon Lee, Johnny Greenwood.
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
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