blow job

A revolutionary new-old rave post punk romantic revival band that had a string of two top fourty hits in the late early 90s.

In their second album they abbreviated their band name to "BJ".

Their first album was called "You can feel spots" and had hits such as "get away now", "crabs" and "could just be pearlies".

Their second album was titled "I'm not sure", and contained two hit singles- "Do I like the taste?" and "It went up my airpipe." There was a critically acclaimed bonus track titled- "this is all an innuendo."

A terrible, terrible band.
Bailey- I just got the new BJ album.
Lucy- Oh yeah, blow job's first album was alright. How's this one?
Bailey- BJs are shit once you've had the whole thing.
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Guy 1- The day I can't get a boner is the day I die.
Guy 2- What?! What about your family?
Guy 1- I want to die having a drug fuelled sex heart attack.
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Gondor

A word you feel compelled to shout whenever you and a large gathering of people are about to do something ridiculous and impulsive.

Shouting "For Gondor" makes the stupid act seem meaningful and awesome. This phenomena often occurs when under the influence of alcahol or cannabis.
Aran- You sure you want to go down the slip-road in these trollies?
Pot-head- Come on guys- FOR GONDOR!!!

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Rita- He just won't listen to me, I don't know what to do!
Derek- What would Gondor do?! Huh?!
Rita-... Gondor would find a way.
Derek- Exactly.
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Lotrgasm

An orgasm achieved while watching epic moments of lord of the rings.
Several moments in this film often trigger a lotrgasm, more prominently in Cinema showings.
Examples of instances when lotrgasms can be achieved-

-When Aragon slays Lurts.
-When the Rohirim charge against the Uruk-Hai in Helm's Deep.
-When The Rohirim charge the legions of Mordoor on Pelenor fields.
- When Samwise defeats Shelob.
- When Smeogol defeats Golem in a battle of the mind.
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cut down

The act of bringing a person down with a short, nasty twist on words when they are excited or proud of themselves.
Also, patronizing someone into submission is another technique in cutting-down.
Guy 1- Oh my God, this is the best thing ever! Liste--
Guy 2- Oh! Is it?! IS IT YEAH?! *turns away*

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Male Doctor- No, I'm serious, my incision- you wouldn't believe how small it was!
Female Doctor- Yeah that's what she said. *walks away* Cut down!
Male Doctor- Hey!... Shut up.
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M.C Donalds

Guy 1- I'm pretty sure that rapper up there has more chins than he has rhymes.
Guy 2- Yeah, what an M.C Donalds!
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A hot girl's vagina.
Very selective on who's dick is permitted through the membrane (her pussy lips.)
Will often deny nervous, non-jock types. The membrane judges largely on physical appearance, not on the pretense of a good personality or wit.
Guy 1- So did you sleep with Elena in the end?
Guy 2- No, she had a selectively permeable membrane.
Guy 1- ... So she turned you down?
Guy 2- Yeah.
Guy 1- Well just say that then!
Guy 2- I needed to make an example for a definition for urban dictionary, okay?!
Guy 1- Oh, right... Wait a minute, am I on TV?!
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