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A flat affro. This phenomenom often occurs when a human with an affro sits or lies down and rests their head against a surface that gives greater resistance than their hair. This gives them a flat affro, and this does not right itself until the wearer of the affro fluffs up his/her hair. The degree of a flaffro can vary.
Guy with Afro- Hey guys... What is it?
Guy- You have a flafro.
Guy with Afro- What?
Guy- You look like a flattened hedgehog! Fluff it up a bit, man!
Guy- You have a flafro.
Guy with Afro- What?
Guy- You look like a flattened hedgehog! Fluff it up a bit, man!
by uwanttruthitellz August 8, 2009
Get the Flafromug. A revolutionary new-old rave post punk romantic revival band that had a string of two top fourty hits in the late early 90s.
In their second album they abbreviated their band name to "BJ".
Their first album was called "You can feel spots" and had hits such as "get away now", "crabs" and "could just be pearlies".
Their second album was titled "I'm not sure", and contained two hit singles- "Do I like the taste?" and "It went up my airpipe." There was a critically acclaimed bonus track titled- "this is all an innuendo."
A terrible, terrible band.
In their second album they abbreviated their band name to "BJ".
Their first album was called "You can feel spots" and had hits such as "get away now", "crabs" and "could just be pearlies".
Their second album was titled "I'm not sure", and contained two hit singles- "Do I like the taste?" and "It went up my airpipe." There was a critically acclaimed bonus track titled- "this is all an innuendo."
A terrible, terrible band.
Bailey- I just got the new BJ album.
Lucy- Oh yeah, blow job's first album was alright. How's this one?
Bailey- BJs are shit once you've had the whole thing.
Lucy- Oh yeah, blow job's first album was alright. How's this one?
Bailey- BJs are shit once you've had the whole thing.
by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009
Get the blow jobmug. An orgasm achieved while watching epic moments of lord of the rings.
Several moments in this film often trigger a lotrgasm, more prominently in Cinema showings.
Several moments in this film often trigger a lotrgasm, more prominently in Cinema showings.
Examples of instances when lotrgasms can be achieved-
-When Aragon slays Lurts.
-When the Rohirim charge against the Uruk-Hai in Helm's Deep.
-When The Rohirim charge the legions of Mordoor on Pelenor fields.
- When Samwise defeats Shelob.
- When Smeogol defeats Golem in a battle of the mind.
-When Aragon slays Lurts.
-When the Rohirim charge against the Uruk-Hai in Helm's Deep.
-When The Rohirim charge the legions of Mordoor on Pelenor fields.
- When Samwise defeats Shelob.
- When Smeogol defeats Golem in a battle of the mind.
by uwanttruthitellz May 11, 2009
Get the Lotrgasmmug. Osian is a name with precisely 11.2 meanings.
Here's just one of them.
A Nordic King who defeated a Saxonic King by transforming into a big deer.
Osian = Big Deer.
Here's just one of them.
A Nordic King who defeated a Saxonic King by transforming into a big deer.
Osian = Big Deer.
Farmer's Wife Belinda- Hey Jimm, honey. Say, you're back early from the hunt!
Farmer Jimm- Come look, Belinda! I just shot me an Osian!
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Susan- So, Kyle... How is he... you know... in bed?
Claire- You don't mess around do you Susan? *Giggles* Yeah he's a total Osian.
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Saxon King Thom- HOLY SHIZN IT'S AN OSIAN!
Farmer Jimm- Come look, Belinda! I just shot me an Osian!
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Susan- So, Kyle... How is he... you know... in bed?
Claire- You don't mess around do you Susan? *Giggles* Yeah he's a total Osian.
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Saxon King Thom- HOLY SHIZN IT'S AN OSIAN!
by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009
Get the Osianmug. Old Japanese Phrase.
It means "Shit between your toes." and is used in context of "It can't be worse than having shit between your toes."
Was first used after the first and greatest emperor of Japan walked into the Celestial Garden, forgetting about God's dog; Amaretsu, and it's enormous shit piles.
It means "Shit between your toes." and is used in context of "It can't be worse than having shit between your toes."
Was first used after the first and greatest emperor of Japan walked into the Celestial Garden, forgetting about God's dog; Amaretsu, and it's enormous shit piles.
Japanese factory owner- Oh my god! This is the worst day of my life! My whole buisness is gone! All that work wasted.
Japanese factory worker- At least no Shi-tween-to, huh?
Japanese factory owner-... Hm, yeah, I guess not.
Japanese factory worker- At least no Shi-tween-to, huh?
Japanese factory owner-... Hm, yeah, I guess not.
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
Get the Shi-tween-tomug. A hot girl's vagina.
Very selective on who's dick is permitted through the membrane (her pussy lips.)
Will often deny nervous, non-jock types. The membrane judges largely on physical appearance, not on the pretense of a good personality or wit.
Very selective on who's dick is permitted through the membrane (her pussy lips.)
Will often deny nervous, non-jock types. The membrane judges largely on physical appearance, not on the pretense of a good personality or wit.
Guy 1- So did you sleep with Elena in the end?
Guy 2- No, she had a selectively permeable membrane.
Guy 1- ... So she turned you down?
Guy 2- Yeah.
Guy 1- Well just say that then!
Guy 2- I needed to make an example for a definition for urban dictionary, okay?!
Guy 1- Oh, right... Wait a minute, am I on TV?!
Guy 2- No, she had a selectively permeable membrane.
Guy 1- ... So she turned you down?
Guy 2- Yeah.
Guy 1- Well just say that then!
Guy 2- I needed to make an example for a definition for urban dictionary, okay?!
Guy 1- Oh, right... Wait a minute, am I on TV?!
by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009
Get the selectively permeable membranemug. Guy 1- I'm pretty sure that rapper up there has more chins than he has rhymes.
Guy 2- Yeah, what an M.C Donalds!
Guy 2- Yeah, what an M.C Donalds!
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
Get the M.C Donaldsmug.