Old Japanese Phrase.
It means "Shit between your toes." and is used in context of "It can't be worse than having shit between your toes."
Was first used after the first and greatest emperor of Japan walked into the Celestial Garden, forgetting about God's dog; Amaretsu, and it's enormous shit piles.
It means "Shit between your toes." and is used in context of "It can't be worse than having shit between your toes."
Was first used after the first and greatest emperor of Japan walked into the Celestial Garden, forgetting about God's dog; Amaretsu, and it's enormous shit piles.
Japanese factory owner- Oh my god! This is the worst day of my life! My whole buisness is gone! All that work wasted.
Japanese factory worker- At least no Shi-tween-to, huh?
Japanese factory owner-... Hm, yeah, I guess not.
Japanese factory worker- At least no Shi-tween-to, huh?
Japanese factory owner-... Hm, yeah, I guess not.
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
Osian is a name with precisely 11.2 meanings.
Here's just one of them.
A Nordic King who defeated a Saxonic King by transforming into a big deer.
Osian = Big Deer.
Here's just one of them.
A Nordic King who defeated a Saxonic King by transforming into a big deer.
Osian = Big Deer.
Farmer's Wife Belinda- Hey Jimm, honey. Say, you're back early from the hunt!
Farmer Jimm- Come look, Belinda! I just shot me an Osian!
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Susan- So, Kyle... How is he... you know... in bed?
Claire- You don't mess around do you Susan? *Giggles* Yeah he's a total Osian.
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Saxon King Thom- HOLY SHIZN IT'S AN OSIAN!
Farmer Jimm- Come look, Belinda! I just shot me an Osian!
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Susan- So, Kyle... How is he... you know... in bed?
Claire- You don't mess around do you Susan? *Giggles* Yeah he's a total Osian.
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Saxon King Thom- HOLY SHIZN IT'S AN OSIAN!
by uwanttruthitellz May 09, 2009
A wank that the wank-ee has no control over and happens without thought.
For example when a teenager has a dirty-dream in the early hours of the morning they will often wake up wanking and not realise for a while.
For example when a teenager has a dirty-dream in the early hours of the morning they will often wake up wanking and not realise for a while.
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
Guy 1- I'm pretty sure that rapper up there has more chins than he has rhymes.
Guy 2- Yeah, what an M.C Donalds!
Guy 2- Yeah, what an M.C Donalds!
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
The act of bringing a person down with a short, nasty twist on words when they are excited or proud of themselves.
Also, patronizing someone into submission is another technique in cutting-down.
Also, patronizing someone into submission is another technique in cutting-down.
Guy 1- Oh my God, this is the best thing ever! Liste--
Guy 2- Oh! Is it?! IS IT YEAH?! *turns away*
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Male Doctor- No, I'm serious, my incision- you wouldn't believe how small it was!
Female Doctor- Yeah that's what she said. *walks away* Cut down!
Male Doctor- Hey!... Shut up.
Guy 2- Oh! Is it?! IS IT YEAH?! *turns away*
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Male Doctor- No, I'm serious, my incision- you wouldn't believe how small it was!
Female Doctor- Yeah that's what she said. *walks away* Cut down!
Male Doctor- Hey!... Shut up.
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
A hot girl's vagina.
Very selective on who's dick is permitted through the membrane (her pussy lips.)
Will often deny nervous, non-jock types. The membrane judges largely on physical appearance, not on the pretense of a good personality or wit.
Very selective on who's dick is permitted through the membrane (her pussy lips.)
Will often deny nervous, non-jock types. The membrane judges largely on physical appearance, not on the pretense of a good personality or wit.
Guy 1- So did you sleep with Elena in the end?
Guy 2- No, she had a selectively permeable membrane.
Guy 1- ... So she turned you down?
Guy 2- Yeah.
Guy 1- Well just say that then!
Guy 2- I needed to make an example for a definition for urban dictionary, okay?!
Guy 1- Oh, right... Wait a minute, am I on TV?!
Guy 2- No, she had a selectively permeable membrane.
Guy 1- ... So she turned you down?
Guy 2- Yeah.
Guy 1- Well just say that then!
Guy 2- I needed to make an example for a definition for urban dictionary, okay?!
Guy 1- Oh, right... Wait a minute, am I on TV?!
by uwanttruthitellz May 09, 2009
Girl 1- "A friend in need is a friend indeed."
Girl 2-"That's such an idiotom! What does it even mean?"
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Guy 1- "Like a moth to a flame."
Guy 2- "Like an idiot to a cliché, you just said the first idiotom that came to your head."
Girl 2-"That's such an idiotom! What does it even mean?"
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Guy 1- "Like a moth to a flame."
Guy 2- "Like an idiot to a cliché, you just said the first idiotom that came to your head."
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009