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A wank that the wank-ee has no control over and happens without thought.
For example when a teenager has a dirty-dream in the early hours of the morning they will often wake up wanking and not realise for a while.
For example when a teenager has a dirty-dream in the early hours of the morning they will often wake up wanking and not realise for a while.
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
Get the Auto-Wank mug.Guy 1- I'm pretty sure that rapper up there has more chins than he has rhymes.
Guy 2- Yeah, what an M.C Donalds!
Guy 2- Yeah, what an M.C Donalds!
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
Get the M.C Donalds mug.Girl 1- "A friend in need is a friend indeed."
Girl 2-"That's such an idiotom! What does it even mean?"
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Guy 1- "Like a moth to a flame."
Guy 2- "Like an idiot to a cliché, you just said the first idiotom that came to your head."
Girl 2-"That's such an idiotom! What does it even mean?"
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Guy 1- "Like a moth to a flame."
Guy 2- "Like an idiot to a cliché, you just said the first idiotom that came to your head."
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
Get the Idiotom mug.A hot girl's vagina.
Very selective on who's dick is permitted through the membrane (her pussy lips.)
Will often deny nervous, non-jock types. The membrane judges largely on physical appearance, not on the pretense of a good personality or wit.
Very selective on who's dick is permitted through the membrane (her pussy lips.)
Will often deny nervous, non-jock types. The membrane judges largely on physical appearance, not on the pretense of a good personality or wit.
Guy 1- So did you sleep with Elena in the end?
Guy 2- No, she had a selectively permeable membrane.
Guy 1- ... So she turned you down?
Guy 2- Yeah.
Guy 1- Well just say that then!
Guy 2- I needed to make an example for a definition for urban dictionary, okay?!
Guy 1- Oh, right... Wait a minute, am I on TV?!
Guy 2- No, she had a selectively permeable membrane.
Guy 1- ... So she turned you down?
Guy 2- Yeah.
Guy 1- Well just say that then!
Guy 2- I needed to make an example for a definition for urban dictionary, okay?!
Guy 1- Oh, right... Wait a minute, am I on TV?!
by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009
Get the selectively permeable membrane mug.A penis with an unnatural girth to length ratio, in favour of the former.
The girth of the penis must be at least half it's length in order to be classified as a churg.
The girth of the penis must be at least half it's length in order to be classified as a churg.
Ed- Did you end up getting with Helen last night?
David- No, the goddamn condom! They don't make them for churgs!
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Adam- So, was she tight?
Rodrigo- Nope, some big ass churg had made some sorta tunnel for me in there.
David- No, the goddamn condom! They don't make them for churgs!
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Adam- So, was she tight?
Rodrigo- Nope, some big ass churg had made some sorta tunnel for me in there.
by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009
Get the churg mug.A flat affro. This phenomenom often occurs when a human with an affro sits or lies down and rests their head against a surface that gives greater resistance than their hair. This gives them a flat affro, and this does not right itself until the wearer of the affro fluffs up his/her hair. The degree of a flaffro can vary.
Guy with Afro- Hey guys... What is it?
Guy- You have a flafro.
Guy with Afro- What?
Guy- You look like a flattened hedgehog! Fluff it up a bit, man!
Guy- You have a flafro.
Guy with Afro- What?
Guy- You look like a flattened hedgehog! Fluff it up a bit, man!
by uwanttruthitellz August 8, 2009
Get the Flafro mug.If any human being becomes too self-aware of their brain's functions, such as the reflex arc or the chemical reactions in their brain, their brain deterioates, scrambling every nerve ending in the body before shutting down. This is the worst pain known to man; the triple placebo pneumatic bypass.
Some say this is what the matrix does when it looks like one of its captors are going to break away.
This can also occur when a human being spots a glitch in the Matrix, e.g- George Bush Junior being re-elected.
Some say this is what the matrix does when it looks like one of its captors are going to break away.
This can also occur when a human being spots a glitch in the Matrix, e.g- George Bush Junior being re-elected.
Doctor- I'm sorry... We couldn't save him.
Parent- One minute he was fine and then!... What was it?
Doctor- A triple placebo pneumatic bypass. I'm truly sorry.
Parent- One minute he was fine and then!... What was it?
Doctor- A triple placebo pneumatic bypass. I'm truly sorry.
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
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