HARDET 

When someone is saying something gay or as a joke they will type this but intending to write "harder" or people who just type in caps a lot

"YES DADDY HARDET"

HARDET by Emir July 31, 2016

hardstuck 

When a gamer has played an absurd number of games but still can't manage to git gud

"Dude did you see that guy's match history?"
"Ya 500+ games on garen and still in silver"
"Man talk about hardstuck"

hardstuck by poopnugget88 September 20, 2017

daddy fuck me harder 

What a person says when they want ur dick inside them or they're masturbating.

He walked toward her as she was masturbating, he greedily ripped off her thong and pulled her fingers out of her. He unhooked her bra. He suck and kissed her nipples, and then bit them. She moaned, loving how it felt. He then made his way down to her throbbing pussy and began to eat her out. He stuck his tongue inside her, and she moaned louder. Then he gently nibbled her clit while fingering her wet pink pussy. She started to moan in his ear,"Fuck me." He asked,"What's my name?" "DADDY FUCK ME HARDER" she screamed. So he got up and shoved her against the bed and rammed into her. He shallowly fucked her and she screamed at him again,"Please fuck me daddy" she was so desperate at this point, her vagina pulsing and dripping wet. He felt this so he shoved all of his nine inches deep into her. She threw her head back in ecstasy, and thrusted her hips into him, needing more. He felt how ready she was and began to pick up the pace. She loved his fast deep hard thrusts that made her whimper. She felt her thighs shaking, just then, he pulled out of her. He shoved her head towards his cock and she eagerly took it in her mouth. She swirled her tongue around the tip and deep-throated him. She went back to the tip and nibbled before sticking her tongue into his hole and he came. She looked back up at him and swallowed. She still hadn't orgasmed so she threw him onto the bed and got on top. She rode him so hard until she hit her g-spot and screamed, "DADDY FUUUCK MEEEE"

daddy fuck me harder by StormSniper1543 January 2, 2021

harget 

Hard to get target. A girl you trying to holler at but trying to play hard to get.

The breezy acting like a harget making me work to get some.

harget by samizzy March 18, 2008

Hardened Clay 

Joke from GeorgeNotFound's recent birthday stream. The joke is that Dream's real name is clay, rather dirty joke dream ;)

Dream: "George do you know what is around us?"
George: "What?"
Dream: "Hardened clay."

Hardened Clay by Theminecraftdictionary November 10, 2020

Harder, daddy 

A phrase used to get out of a sticky situation, such as a chokehold or pin, by making the perpetrator uncomfortable.

A murder was choking me to death so I said "Harder, daddy" and he let go.

Harder, daddy by SheevTheSenate66 October 30, 2021

harder than Chinese calculus 

A phrase used to describe an extremely difficult task or how hard an object is. The inference is that calculus is difficult by itself and in Chinese, a seemly nonsense language compared to English, it is extremely hard. Etymology: Midwest slang.

That girl is so hot, she makes my dick harder than Chinese calculus.

My grandpa said "trying to program my VCR is harder than Chinese calculus."

harder than Chinese calculus by Chris4444 January 9, 2012