HAPPY END 

Interjection used usually sarcastically to show disdain and lack of sympathy for a story, or merely as an ironic and random thing to place at the end of a tragic story. May sometimes see legitimate use placed at the end of a happy story, but that is usually a sarcastic imitation of an overenthusiastic person.

Also sees use as an utterly random interjection often with little relevance to anything pertaining to the topic.

Derived from the "Good Ending" of Bubble Bobble where it would cheerfully display HAPPY END in giant letters.

Features in the Retarted Cartoon Video when the Earth would explode.

cooljj: and then it turned out it was an infection and my dog dies
hrrble: HAPPY END
cooljj: your an asshat
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And then the princess lived with the knight forever after and they had a thousand kids and they were all wonderfully smart and well behaved.
HAPPY END
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*internet shock thread showing a series of images of a cat being killed*
hrrbl posted : HAPPY END!

HAPPY END by Vee Are Are Schee July 30, 2008

I deserve a happy end

Being forced evil meds and being on probation isn’t the path

I deserve a happy end

I deserve a happy end by Evilous Dark Power December 7, 2020

happy ending hands 

The smoothest and softest of hands that result in the happiest of endings.

See happy ending.

Mary Jane's hands are so ridiculously soft I jizzed my pants. They were like happy ending hands...

happy ending hands by Pap¡ July 13, 2016

Happy-Endist 

A person with a 100% positive attitude towards life. Everything with a doubtful ending is supposed to turn out perfectly fine.

Noun: Happy Endism

"There are happy-endists everywhere!"

- Typical phrase of a happy-endist: "Everything is gonna be alright."
- The end of the World will never come. And if it does - against all odds - the post-end-era will be even better than the World before.

Happy-Endist by FrauLaura September 30, 2012

Happy Endler

The act of recieving hand sex from a stripper after a private lap dance. Often talked about, but never witnessed makes the "Happy Endler" a true myth.

Since he hasn't been laid in over a decade, Ted paid the stripper an extra $60 to perform a Happy Endler at the end of his private lap dance.

Happy Endler by ohcrap724 March 15, 2011

Happy ending 

When a massouse feels inclined to finish your session w/ oral sex or manual release (usually for an extra twenty dollars)

"I was in china town getting a rubdown and the girl gave me a happy ending; is that cheating on my wife?"

Happy ending by fukstik January 25, 2003

Happy Ending 

When you get a free egg roll at the end of your massage.

Masseuse: You get free egg roll! Happy Ending

Happy Ending by FegelFatso June 10, 2018