Interjection used usually sarcastically to show disdain and lack of sympathy for a story, or merely as an ironic and random thing to place at the end of a tragic story. May sometimes see legitimate use placed at the end of a happy story, but that is usually a sarcastic imitation of an overenthusiastic person.

Also sees use as an utterly random interjection often with little relevance to anything pertaining to the topic.

Derived from the "Good Ending" of Bubble Bobble where it would cheerfully display HAPPY END in giant letters.

Features in the Retarted Cartoon Video when the Earth would explode.
cooljj: and then it turned out it was an infection and my dog dies
hrrble: HAPPY END
cooljj: your an asshat
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And then the princess lived with the knight forever after and they had a thousand kids and they were all wonderfully smart and well behaved.
HAPPY END
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*internet shock thread showing a series of images of a cat being killed*
hrrbl posted : HAPPY END!
by Vee Are Are Schee June 3, 2006
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When a massouse feels inclined to finish your session w/ oral sex or manual release (usually for an extra twenty dollars)
"I was in china town getting a rubdown and the girl gave me a happy ending; is that cheating on my wife?"
by fukstik January 25, 2003
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When you get a free egg roll at the end of your massage.
Masseuse: You get free egg roll! Happy Ending
by FegelFatso May 28, 2018
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A massage that is normal until the end where you turn over and ask for a "full body massage" and the masseuse (usually asian) takes off the towel and gives you a handjob. It usually costs extra.
"I went to a get a massage and I got a happy ending."
by Finalpoet February 7, 2019
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When getting a rub down by an Asian, you roll over and ask for a happy ending. They then jerk you off with their skilled hands.
Dave Chappelle: Hey baby, can I get a happy endin'? *Pause* She didn't say no!
by China Shhtan. August 11, 2005
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When a girl (usually Asian) gives you a full rubdown with the exception of your cock, which is rock hard now, and looks up at you and says, 'You want Happy Ending?'
The perfect ending to the weekend was getting Happy Ending from Kako last night at the massage parlor.
by Asian Lover Mike May 25, 2005
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A happy ending is when a Japanese massage therapist(usually a woman) gives a man a handjob for free.
I'm going to get myself a happy ending after work today.
by savvy16 January 18, 2014
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