Top definition
When a massouse feels inclined to finish your session w/ oral sex or manual release (usually for an extra twenty dollars)
"I was in china town getting a rubdown and the girl gave me a happy ending; is that cheating on my wife?"
by fukstik January 25, 2003
Get the mug
Get a Happy ending mug for your guy Vivek.
3
When getting a rub down by an Asian, you roll over and ask for a happy ending. They then jerk you off with their skilled hands.
Dave Chappelle: Hey baby, can I get a happy endin'? *Pause* She didn't say no!
by China Shhtan. August 11, 2005
Get the mug
Get a happy ending mug for your bunkmate Rihanna.
4
When a girl (usually Asian) gives you a full rubdown with the exception of your cock, which is rock hard now, and looks up at you and says, 'You want Happy Ending?'
The perfect ending to the weekend was getting Happy Ending from Kako last night at the massage parlor.
by Asian Lover Mike May 25, 2005
Get the mug
Get a Happy ending mug for your bunkmate James.
5
When a massouse feels inclined to finish your session w/ oral sex or full on sex
"I was in china town getting a rubdown and the girl gave me a happy ending; is that cheating on my wife?"
by TrueFactsFromLife April 29, 2015
Get the mug
Get a Happy Ending mug for your guy Manley.
6
A massage that is normal until the end where you turn over and ask for a "full body massage" and the masseuse (usually asian) takes off the towel and gives you a handjob. It usually costs extra.
"I went to a get a massage and I got a happy ending."
by Finalpoet February 07, 2019
Get the mug
Get a Happy ending mug for your dog Abdul.
7
What happens when, in a story or movie, a problem gets resolved.
When the Thai girl refused to jack off my penis, we knew the massage is not going to have a happy ending.

by sukebe December 01, 2006
Get the mug
Get a happy ending mug for your brother Georges.