HAMFG

hard ass mutha fuckin gangsta

ya that dude from jefferson is a HAMFG

by shadydogg September 22, 2007

hamfest

A (usually annual) gathering of old, stinky, unwashed, and severely overweight men (with a limited number of women, usually of the same qualities) where antiquated and largely useless radio equipment is bought, sold, and traded, usually at exorbitantly high prices.

While some hamfests are useful for finding odd parts and rare equipment, many have degraded in quality over the years and are not worth going to any more.

I was at this one hamfest in Bowie, MD and this hambone picked up a simplex repeater and said, "Duh, so it records the radio, TTX?"

h4mb0n3-1: Man, did you go to the Vienna hamfest this year, the one at NOVA?

h4mb0n3-2: No way, d00d, that hamfest is not as good as it used to be.

by Scout 740 Baker April 16, 2004

hamgina

When a spiral cut ham is displayed so that the separation of the ham slices resembles a vagina.

"Woah, dude, look at the size of that hamgina that Mom just put on the table. That gets me hot."

by dlky April 16, 2009

Hamfucker

1. A word used to describe a person with limited social skils or is an otherwise undesirable individual from a personality standpoint. It can be used interchangeably with words like asshole, fuckbucket, shitpurse, tool, numbnuts, etc.

2. A male who is able to attract beautiful women but chooses to hook up with flatsos and other fat broads.

3. An individual who literally has sex with ham.

1. What the hell? Who's the hamfucker that upper decked my toilet?

2. Q. Why is Bob with that chick? She's a bitch, she's fat and he can do so much better. A. He's a hamfucker, that's why.

3. News Anchor: "In local news, an unidentified male is in police custody for indecent exposure and lewd conduct involving a canned ham at a supermarket..." Witness on camera: "...I saw him open a can of ham and then, well my children started crying..." News correspondant: "...that's disturbing news...back to you Jim..." News Anchor: "that's one sick hamfucker; sports is coming up after the break..."

by JEUNT April 15, 2010

Sheldon Hamft

A sweaty bot who has mind powers and plays Fortnite on stretch.

Sheldon Hamft doesn't have a phone.

by hjskfh February 4, 2019

Hamflower

asshole

My hamflower is itchy. That dude is a total hamflower.

by VoiceOfVerdad July 8, 2012

halfgasm

A physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of an exciting situation that is roughly half as sensational as the sexual sensation resulting from the stimulation of the sexual organ.

This sandwich is so good it is giving me a halfgasm!

by ianbrunner March 30, 2009