hamface

n.

1. A person who eats a lot and is lazy and stupid.
2. An American.

"You're all fat, oil-guzzling hamfaces!"

hamface by B. Chunky December 3, 2005

hatface 

Offensive term used to describe a bretherin with an unnattractive face, likened to messy hair following the removal of a hat or cap.

Shutup bitch, you've got a fuckin hatface. Move from me.

hatface by the jester 2006 July 19, 2006

Ham Face 

1. Girl whose face looks like she really really REALLY wants some ham in any shape or form, preferably liquified to save chewing time.
2. Girl whose face looks like it has been rubbed with a soggy piece of ham.

Danny: Man did you see her face? Looks like she wants a bucket of ham.
Robert: Yeah man if it didn't look like she rubbed a slice of ham on her face already I'd give her some sandwich.
Danny: God, what a ham face.
Robert: For real.
Goodloe: WAKKA WAKKA!

Ham Face by Lowmein January 18, 2009

ham face 

a person with a very red/pink face , lyk shes had alot ov ham piled on her cheeks t giv her this culer

"woahh luk at dat ham face he's as red as a fresh piece of sliced ham"

"shes a ham face girl, got the pinkest cheeks evah!"

"err shes got embaressd n gon all ham face" :)

ham face by Kdotpizzzlee July 22, 2009

hanface 

Girl called hannah who lives next door

Hey hanface, how's next door going for you?

hanface by Maqk November 9, 2004

hamfaced 

the absolute drunkest, sloppiest, shittiest and highest degree of hammered/drunk one can reach; the highest possible degree before one drinks him/herself into a coma; before a blackout one might recognize that he/she is hamfaced, usually one recognizes the next morning due to the following reasons: you are wanted by the law, you have random shit in your room and you don't know how they fucking got there, you wake up to find a random (or many) person (people) naked in your bed, you wake up naked in someones bed, you wake up and find yourself in someone's front lawn ect.

Let's get hamfaced tonight boys!

Al: Dude wtf are these roadblocks, this street sign, and this scooter seat doing in the room?
Art: Fuckin right! We were hamfaced last night!!!

hamfaced by Naismith_4thFloor October 22, 2009