Gymnasties

Any micro-organisms, germs, microbes, organisms, pathogens, viruses found on gym equiptment surfaces after being used by a sweaty, fat, smelly, man who you will never see at the gym again.

Ugh, that Chris-Farley-on-coke looking guy put his crotch on that abducter machine and didnt wipe it off! And he's not wearing underwear! Eeew! His gymnasties are everywhere!

by Ggbeltram May 18, 2006

gymnasty

An amazingly flexible freak of a girl... count your lucky stars if you get on of these in your lair!

Holy shit... that gymasty turned into a freaking pretzel last night..

by Bugaboo September 13, 2003

gymnasty

To perform sexual, homoerotic gymnastics that generally involve strange fetishes

Oh man, me and Butch decided to gymnasty all over each other last night. I woke up this morning and my face was dripping with Fruit Loop diarrhea.

by NotButch October 25, 2010

gymnasty

A man or woman who practices gymnastics and also has a preference for dirty sexual activity

Here comes Gymnasty and Gonzales... those guys!

by Pygmy Hunter May 20, 2016

Gymnasties

When a sexy motherfucker throw you in the air, puts your legs on his shoulders and brings his backpack to your condo with all the new bootleg movies. Makes you feel weightless and airborne.

Anthony came to the crib with all the new movies then we did gymnasties bitch.

by Kaybaybi27 December 04, 2017

GYMNASTIE

WOROKOUT PROGRAM THAT IS SO GOOD IT BRINGS OUT YA NASTY SIDE

POP LOCK AND DROP IT

THAT GYMNASTIE WORKOUT HAD ME FEELING SOME TYPE OF WAY, BOPY BOP, JUMP BEAT

by GYMNASTIE October 23, 2020