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The place you get in car to go to but always end up in the McDonald's across the street.

Yah we all see you sweating but that's cause it's hot in that McDonald's and your fat isn't helping.

Stop lying to your wife about going, she knows you don't.

The reason we eat so much.
"Oh I'll just burn it off at the gym"-you
"You mean the drive to Golden Coral..."-me
"yah..."-you
by a4m0nkey February 02, 2015
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Jan 15 Word of the Day
The Nussy, or the โ€œnose pussyโ€, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
โ€œOh fuck yeah, swab my nussyโ€

Sir, please, I went to medical school

โ€œuwuโ€
by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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A holy temple to those who do not have a serious job and are not attending college. A gym usually has free weights, weight machines, benches, and a track or track machines for cardio workouts.

To utilize the power of the gym, one must be there for a majority of the days of the week, a few hours at a time, working on different areas of the body each day. Do not be one of the idiots who goes there just to bench press... that is a guido workout and will give you nothing but man boobs.
After work, I spent the rest of the day at the gym working on my calves and abs to tone them up.
by The Sub March 10, 2005
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A place a lot of ppl some consider visiting. But then again a lot of ppl don't make improvements there because either they're too lazy or they're too busy looking at girls/guys.
guy 1: Shit I've been pumping iron at the gym for 4 months and nothing's happening.
guy 2: You dumbass you can't walk in to a gym and stare at hot
girls and expect to at muscles.
by performance enhancing drugs November 12, 2006
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A place where you go to do exercises and work out,

A place where fat people go to try and loose weight,

A place where cheating married women go to start up affairs behind their hard working husbands back

A place for posers
Lets go to the gym I wanna flex my muscles and lift them weights to proove I'm the toughest and bulkiest man down the gym
by Harry69 February 19, 2011
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A group of 3 or more Douchebags
I saw a Gym of Douchebags down at the car wash. There must've been thirteen of them hanging around, tilting their hats and checking out each others spray tans. They were easily identifiable, you could hear their unmistakable call 'SUP BRO!?
by Wyrmshadow June 22, 2011
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