Gwump

An adjective that describes sonething that is crappy. Another word for jank, crap, or stupid. Comes in the form of "gwumpy", "gwumpish", "gwumping", or "gwumped".

1. Damn. The movie is sold out. Thats gwump.
2. That girl is so gwumpy all the time.
3. Bobby: "Im gonna fail this test! Im gonna fail high school and die." Tom: "Shut the hell up! And stop being so gwumpish around me!"

by Daddy Fat Fish July 20, 2010

Gwump

The sound of a female breast hitting your arm.

Verb.
The act of a breast hitting your arm.

Dude, she totally gwumped me.

by Sincomatt March 23, 2009

The Gwump Effect

When a person starts saying the word "like" so much, it starts getting more and more noticeable.

"Why do you say like so much?"

"I have The Gwump Effect."

by Mr. Yeetus August 10, 2023

Game Grump

the art of skipping the tutorial in a game you've never played

i'm gonna game grump it

by LiamTAT July 31, 2018

gwumpalump

A member of the Bigfoot genus, the Gwumpalump is a hairy biped creature with a human-like appearance. Since the decline of the Gwumpalump population, however, the term has taken on a pejorative meaning. It is now most often used in reference to someone who is simultaneously extremely grumpy and extremely lumpy .

The Adjective form of Gwumpalump is Gwumpy .

"The last time I encountered a Gwumpalump, I was at Rock City, TN."

"Man, did you see Timmy at the party last weekend?" "Yeah, bro! He was so grumpy and lumpy that he appeared to be a Gwumpalump!"

"Don't be such a Gwumpalump, Carl." "Rock City was definitely a good value!"

by RomulusAugustus July 29, 2017

grossie grumpkins

The anonymous old man - most likely suffering from some form of dementia - who takes a shit in the sink of public restrooms

Don't go into the bathroom, Bob. It looks like Grossie Grumpkins struck again.

by Betty Wagaman October 15, 2006

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When a male or female gets the life sucked out of them they shit there pants 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy

Dude Kendra sucked my soul so hard I shit myself 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Oh damn dude

by DefNotBrodyB February 27, 2022