gwumpy

When you be so damn grumpy and pissed awf, that you start to be sad. And thus you become gwumpy.

I'm gwumpy.

by CmonLadeez April 16, 2011

gwumpalump

A member of the Bigfoot genus, the Gwumpalump is a hairy biped creature with a human-like appearance. Since the decline of the Gwumpalump population, however, the term has taken on a pejorative meaning. It is now most often used in reference to someone who is simultaneously extremely grumpy and extremely lumpy .

The Adjective form of Gwumpalump is Gwumpy .

"The last time I encountered a Gwumpalump, I was at Rock City, TN."

"Man, did you see Timmy at the party last weekend?" "Yeah, bro! He was so grumpy and lumpy that he appeared to be a Gwumpalump!"

"Don't be such a Gwumpalump, Carl." "Rock City was definitely a good value!"

by RomulusAugustus July 29, 2017

Dropped a Grumpy

Dropped a turd; passed your bowels

The party was raucous. So many stoned people! Somebody even "Dropped a Grumpy" on the bed!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 20, 2022

200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy

When a male or female gets the life sucked out of them they shit there pants 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy

Dude Kendra sucked my soul so hard I shit myself 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Oh damn dude

by DefNotBrodyB February 27, 2022

rip a grumpy

to take a shit

a soon as i finished my coffee iran to the bathroom to rip a grumpy

by havalaf October 5, 2009

Grumpy bomb

Dropping explosive negativity on an otherwise neutral or positive conversation.

We were sitting around the table having a nice conversation about all the great movies out right now when Leila came in the kitchen and dropped a grumpy bomb on us.

by AYYFRON January 17, 2011

dropping a grumpy

A polite way of saying that you’re shitting a massive turd. One of which causes you to make an angry face.

After eating that second helping on taco Tuesday, Jeff was in the bathroom for a good hour dropping a grumpy.

by anonymous July 1, 2021