grump

noun: when you shit on the ground. grump = ground + dump

When doodie calls and there isn't a bathroom around, take a grump.

Backpacking ventures almost always entail grumps.

by thebelgianbomber February 09, 2014

grump

A particulary difficult yet ultimately satisfying bowel movement.

That was a hell of a grump I just took.

by meempants September 06, 2002

grump

1) the disposal of a bad attitude or exceptionally grumpy perspective. 2) The byproduct of general grumpiness

agitated venting girlfriend: "We never do what I want to do! We always go to all the stupid bars YOU want and hang out with YOUR friends and...OMG these pants dont fit me anymore?!! FML"

boyfriend: "wow...sounds like someone needs to take a grump"

by tfortso January 17, 2011

grump

A poo that requires a minimum of 10 wipes or 6 wipes + 1 cottonelle.

Oh man, i gotta get to the bathroom and grump before Im sittin in a puddle of mud.

by JGLOW June 19, 2009

grump

To take a dump while walking.

I was walking back from school the other day, and I totally grumped. It was epic!

by nom du plume January 11, 2011

grump

1. (adj) to be hot or attractive in an aesthetic way, especially wearing clothing or apparel.
2. (adj) an adjective describing something pleasing to one of the five senses, ie taste or smell
3. (n) someone's personal space, namely reffering to "your grill" or "your personal bubble"

1. "mm girl you lookin grump tonight!"
2. "this food is grump"
3. "oh hell na, that ho better get out of my grump!"

by holla at me January 07, 2006

grump

when a males penis is stuck in one position and can not move it.

Ashley:FUCK! hurry tom my mom is coming home!
Tom:I can't i am having a grump.
Ashely's mom: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, WHY IS DOES MY BED HAVE CUM ON IT!!!

by tom tommy February 01, 2009