Gunnings

A tick that lives in the Scrotum that crawls behind the Foreskin at night time to feed on Smegma (Knob Cheese). This revolting creature is only found in Meath and Dublin (Ireland).

I had a constant itchy feeling down my Japs eye. Then i caught one of the little freaks.... it was a family of Gunnings :(

by Kenneth Martin August 29, 2006

Grease Gunning

An act performed during sexual intercourse where a person will place their penis on the edge of the anus and cum, forcing the cum into the anal cavity without penis insertion.

X doesn’t enjoy anal but is okay with Grease Gunning. Y Grease Gunned X’s ass as a release instead.

by Plucked Chook January 25, 2021

gunning sticks

Smoking cigarettes quickly or one-after-another.

Tom: Where's Anne Marie and Michelle?

Bob: Out back, gunning sticks.

by StarSeed1031 January 17, 2011

Gunning to the Officers

A prison term for masturbating to, and in front of, the female officers.

I haven't been with a woman for five years, so of course I'm gunning to the officers

by Sylaine November 29, 2012

tail gunning

the art of shooting one's load in a woman's anus immediately after anal sex whilst the anus is dilated and before its diameter reduces to a size too small to hit.

When Luke Skywalker destroyed the Death Star before the window of opportunity vanished, tail gunning.

by DoubleMiles September 10, 2010

shot-gunning

1. When a person who's smoking takes a hit of weed and transfers the smoke to another person by using their fists to make a tunnel between their mouths.

2. When a guy or girl takes a hit and transfers the smoke to their partner through a kiss. As one exhales the smoke, the other one should inhale the smoke into their lungs. Very efficient use of weed and extremely sexy.

1. "Yo dude.. we don't have that much weed left so we're shot-gunning that shit, you down ?"

2. "When my boyfriend's shot-gunning me, I literally get weak in the knees."

by brendabong2 December 30, 2009

Machine Gunning

The act of repeated defecation in one toilet without flushing until said toilet is sufficiently clogged and you and your friends are out of shit.

The other day these people went machine gunning in the first floor bathroom, it’s been out of service ever since.

by houseoflies May 8, 2008