I'm not guessing bitch. I'm watching anyone who gives me a chance get taken down in real time. The Tates. Justin Roiland. Anyone who can be linked directly to this? Hit with a bullshit charge. Lose their money or job. I said a guys name and he disappeared from the internet.

Hym "It ain't a guess bitch. No guessing here. I know what you're doing. I know what you're going to do. And you're DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING because YOU... DON'T know what I'M going to do."

Guessing by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

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Guessing

Hey, the 200 guys said it was Euclidean geometry and something else.

Hym "So it isn't 'guessing' right? Remember? Euclidean reasoning? No? Still not a thing?"

Guessing by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

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guy guessing

When a guy confidently claims to know something, but in reality, he's just making wild stabs in the dark.
Often used to win arguments or to seem smart to impress the girls.

Tina: "Will we hit traffic on the way there?"
Bob: "No way, it'll be a smooth ride."
*Stuck in traffic for hours*
Tina: "Bob's guy guessing got us again!"

guy guessing by alvass September 21, 2023

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The Guessing Game

a game that people play over video chat where one side will pick a number and make the other side guess. If the other side gets it wrong, then they have to take off a piece of clothing. If the other side gets it right, then the original people have to take off a piece of clothing.

They were playing the guessing game and Brianna chose 3. Michael guessed 3. Brianna took off her shirt.

The Guessing Game by BMKJA December 17, 2008

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Pray to the guessing gods

It's when you've studied to the point of exhaustion

The Last desperate plea for recall memory and a little extra help from the guessing gods to be on your side for choosing the right answers come test day

I've done all I can do. Now it's time to pray to the guessing gods

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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