geeksterbate

(V.) To geek out in an unseemly fashion while binge watching/reading/playing the entire available catalog of any one fandom until your craving for that fandom is satisfied. May result in Nerdgasm

I just heard about a blacksmith competition show. I'm going to go geeksterbate to it

by Jorad Werde July 3, 2015

Guesterbate

The act of masturbating while staying as a guest in someone else's home. Particularly entertaining if it is in the home of someone you do not like.

Harper: "Hey Chuck, I'm going home tomorrow, so you can have the room to yourself."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."

by Chuck Briarton February 4, 2010

geeksturbation

The frenzy of quasi-orgasmic excitement experienced by the general body of nerds, techies, and oddballs (the geek community) in response to the release or publication of new and/or long awaited science fiction or geek related media.

The premiere of the new Star Trek movie incited widespread geeksturbation.

by watertown strip April 14, 2009

gleesterbate

The act of masturbating during every episode of Glee that appears on television.

I was watching Glee last night and I had to drop trou and "gleesterbate" all over my favorite jeggins.

by Joey Delu December 19, 2010

geeksturbate

1) To become sexually aroused or to masturbate because of excitement over a technological device.

2) To become sexually aroused or to masturbate because of an animated/CG character.

1) Leo was so happy about getting a PSP that he had to find a bathroom to geeksturbate.

2) "Have you played the new DOA game?"
"Already geeksturbated to it twice!"

by mikeydangerous November 1, 2005

geeksturbate

to become sexually aroused and have to masturbate to anything technological

He totally geeksturbates to anything that has to do with Halo.

by Lianna Paige February 19, 2007

Guessterbate

Guessing how long it will take you to masterbate

Hey i guessterbate 10 minutes.

by BigC-RR May 25, 2009