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gleesterbate 

masturbating to any and all episodes of Glee
I just watched Glee and I had to get naked and "gleesterbate" all over my jeggins!
gleesterbate by Joey Delu December 19, 2010

Guesterbate 

The act of masturbating while staying as a guest in someone else's home. Particularly entertaining if it is in the home of someone you do not like.
Harper: "Hey Chuck, I'm going home tomorrow, so you can have the room to yourself."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."
Guesterbate by Chuck Briarton February 4, 2010

gleesturbation 

The act of pleasuring oneself via the most ridiculously unnecessary piece of TV drivel since The View. It is most often obnoxious and somewhat obscene to non-Gleeks who cringe when hearing one of the overwrought mashup monstrosities so popularized by the show.
My roommate was gleesturbating all last night because he "needed to catch up for the next season". If I have to hear that shitty version of Golddigger one more time, Im'ma cut a bitch.

Hell is other people's Gleesturbation.
-Oscar Wilde

glassterbate 

After watching 'one guy one jar' all I want to do is make a mess in the kitchen and glassterbate.
glassterbate by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023

glassterbate 

To masterbate using a glass object.
After watching 'one guy one jar' all I want to do is glassterbate and leave a mess on the kitchen floor.
glassterbate by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023

Guessterbate 

Guessing how long it will take you to masterbate
Hey i guessterbate 10 minutes.
Guessterbate by BigC-RR May 25, 2009