gleesterbate

The act of masturbating during every episode of Glee that appears on television.

I was watching Glee last night and I had to drop trou and "gleesterbate" all over my favorite jeggins.

by Joey Delu December 19, 2010

gleesterbate

masturbating to any and all episodes of Glee

I just watched Glee and I had to get naked and "gleesterbate" all over my jeggins!

by Joey Delu December 19, 2010

Guesterbate

The act of masturbating while staying as a guest in someone else's home. Particularly entertaining if it is in the home of someone you do not like.

Harper: "Hey Chuck, I'm going home tomorrow, so you can have the room to yourself."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."

by Chuck Briarton February 4, 2010

gleesturbation

The act of pleasuring oneself via the most ridiculously unnecessary piece of TV drivel since The View. It is most often obnoxious and somewhat obscene to non-Gleeks who cringe when hearing one of the overwrought mashup monstrosities so popularized by the show.

My roommate was gleesturbating all last night because he "needed to catch up for the next season". If I have to hear that shitty version of Golddigger one more time, Im'ma cut a bitch.

Hell is other people's Gleesturbation.
-Oscar Wilde

by maximillian.arthur April 14, 2010

glassterbate

To masterbate using glass object.

After watching 'one guy one jar' all I want to do is make a mess in the kitchen and glassterbate.

by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023

glassterbate

To masterbate using a glass object.

After watching 'one guy one jar' all I want to do is glassterbate and leave a mess on the kitchen floor.

by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023

Guessterbate

Guessing how long it will take you to masterbate

Hey i guessterbate 10 minutes.

by BigC-RR May 25, 2009