glassterbate

After watching 'one guy one jar' all I want to do is make a mess in the kitchen and glassterbate.

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After watching 'one guy one jar' all I want to do is glassterbate and leave a mess on the kitchen floor.

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Glassturbating

The act of stroking your glass in a masturbatory fashion, often done subconciously. Can be done with a mug, cup or tankard also.

"Dude, stop glassturbating, it's making me uncomfortable!"

"Sorry buddy, didn't even realise."

"...You're doing it again!"

Glassturbating by Jawful October 25, 2011

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The act of masturbating during every episode of Glee that appears on television.

I was watching Glee last night and I had to drop trou and "gleesterbate" all over my favorite jeggins.

gleesterbate by Joey Delu December 19, 2010

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Hey i guessterbate 10 minutes.

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The act of masturbating with the aid of porn viewed on Google Glass, either in private or in public.

Man 1: Hey, you see that guy over there?
Man 2: The one wearing Google Glass with his hands in his pants?
Man 1: Totally Glassturbating right now.

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I just watched Glee and I had to get naked and "gleesterbate" all over my jeggins!

gleesterbate by Joey Delu December 19, 2010

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