glassterbate

To masterbate using glass object.

After watching 'one guy one jar' all I want to do is make a mess in the kitchen and glassterbate.

by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023

glassterbate

To masterbate using a glass object.

After watching 'one guy one jar' all I want to do is glassterbate and leave a mess on the kitchen floor.

by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023

Glassturbating

The act of stroking your glass in a masturbatory fashion, often done subconciously. Can be done with a mug, cup or tankard also.

"Dude, stop glassturbating, it's making me uncomfortable!"

"Sorry buddy, didn't even realise."

"...You're doing it again!"

by Jawful October 25, 2011

gleesterbate

The act of masturbating during every episode of Glee that appears on television.

I was watching Glee last night and I had to drop trou and "gleesterbate" all over my favorite jeggins.

by Joey Delu December 19, 2010

Guessterbate

Guessing how long it will take you to masterbate

Hey i guessterbate 10 minutes.

by BigC-RR May 25, 2009

Glassturbating

The act of masturbating with the aid of porn viewed on Google Glass, either in private or in public.

Man 1: Hey, you see that guy over there?
Man 2: The one wearing Google Glass with his hands in his pants?
Man 1: Totally Glassturbating right now.

by Sunshine n' Roses April 28, 2013

gleesterbate

masturbating to any and all episodes of Glee

I just watched Glee and I had to get naked and "gleesterbate" all over my jeggins!

by Joey Delu December 19, 2010