guerneville
guerneville by mastazula September 24, 2006
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Guerneville
A place that is very nice and quiet during the off-season, but then turns VERY touristy in the summer and early fall. Most of these tourists are gay guys that come from San Francisco. But overall is a very cool place that I call home.(:
WARNING- DO NOT VISIT DURING LAZY BEAR WEEKEND!
WARNING- DO NOT VISIT DURING LAZY BEAR WEEKEND!
Person 1: Hey dude look to your left!
Person 2: OH HOLY GUACAMOLE HORSE SHIT I JUST VOMITED IN MY MOUTH AND AM NOW SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!
Person 3: Yep, seeing two guys making out on the street corner is the norm in Guerneville on Lazy Bear weekend and most of the summer. Get used to it dick-wad.
Person 2: OH HOLY GUACAMOLE HORSE SHIT I JUST VOMITED IN MY MOUTH AND AM NOW SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!
Person 3: Yep, seeing two guys making out on the street corner is the norm in Guerneville on Lazy Bear weekend and most of the summer. Get used to it dick-wad.
Guerneville by Lanaliciousalmonds April 28, 2011
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Guerneville Gummer
GUERNE-ville GUM-mer v A blowjob given the same day a person has had all their teeth removed. (Not to be confused with the Rio Nido Nibble.)
Matt- "I ran into that gutter-slut Fifi at the Post Office today."
Greg- "How was she? Wasn't today the day she had her remaining teeth extracted?
Matt- "It was. I think it was the anaesthetic...cause she asked me if I wanted a Guerneville Gummer."
Greg- "I'd wait until her gums heal a little if I were you."
Matt- "No, I was amazed at the sensation from the texture."
Greg- "How was she? Wasn't today the day she had her remaining teeth extracted?
Matt- "It was. I think it was the anaesthetic...cause she asked me if I wanted a Guerneville Gummer."
Greg- "I'd wait until her gums heal a little if I were you."
Matt- "No, I was amazed at the sensation from the texture."
Guerneville Gummer by shtetl_mensch July 19, 2006
Greeneville
Small town in the Southeastern U.S state of Tennessee. Well known for its poor education system, high rate of teen pregnancy, incest, illiteracy, racism, redneck trailer trash, and ignorant pieces of crap who hump bibles all the time. In Greeneville, there are many fun things to do, such as go to church, go to church, go to church, go work in a factory, go to school, go to church, go get high and cruise around a fucking parking lot in a strip mall, go to church, go to church, go to a KKK rally, or go to walmart. Yee haw.
Many people live in Greeneville, and want out. These people are smart.
Many people live in Greeneville, and stay there because the lord jesus told them to. These people take meth.
Many people live in Greeneville, and stay there because the lord jesus told them to. These people take meth.
Greeneville by trapped in hicktown May 10, 2008
greeneville
A small town, in Eastern Tennessee, with basically nothing to do excluding church, Walmart, high school football games, a strip mall known as The Commons, trespassing, muddin, drag racing, a third-rate bowling alley, and a closed down skating rink. Most people who want to have fun just drive to nearby Johnson City, also known as the homosexual capitol of the Southeastern US. Known for historic crap and high school sports.
Greeneville High School may have a decent football team, but Scott Niswonger is their sugar daddy
Boy: You wanna go do somethin tonight?
Girl: like what?
Boy: I dunno it's Greeneville so lets fuck:D
Boy: You wanna go do somethin tonight?
Girl: like what?
Boy: I dunno it's Greeneville so lets fuck:D
greeneville by Jason Aldean's lover November 26, 2011
Greeneville commons
the Greeneville commons is where all of the drug dealers go to sell their stocks. most of the redneck wanna be highschoolers go here in there lifted nissan hardbodies and gay ass hondas. so if you ever want any narcotic under the sun, just go to the greeneville commons
dude my new car is so cool (its not) lets go to the Greeneville commons to see if the sick shitwagon can cut a burnout
Greeneville commons by TheBigStoner420 March 5, 2020
Greeneville
A city in Northeast TN. Lots of crazy people, rednecks, drug dealers, wannabe rappers, and just general trouble causers. Northside and Eastside are White and middle class. Westend is White, Black and mixed, and lower class. South side is mostly white and lower-middle class. Town center is mixed and lower-middle to middle class. Main hangout areas include The Commons, AMC movie theater, Greeneville Square, and West Greene shopping center. Greeneville has many low-income and government subsidized housing areas, avoid here at night unless the people there fw you or you live there. Not a whole lot to do, but decent attractions for the size of the town. Outsiders aren’t typically welcome on most blocks so stay alert. Population as of 2021 is 15,480. Crime rate is 10k/100k and only 4% of crimes are cleared making it one of the most dangerous areas in the United States. Greeneville typically votes Republican in elections.
“Don’t mess with that dude, he from Greeneville”
“Y’all wanna go down to G-Vegas and buy some drugs?”
“Y’all wanna go down to G-Vegas and buy some drugs?”
Greeneville by Clem_Baby300 October 4, 2021
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