by j01234567891 July 25, 2008
Genito Urinary Medicine
The clinic you visit when you realise you should have worn a condom, or just realised that dogs are for life not for fucking.
The clinic you visit when you realise you should have worn a condom, or just realised that dogs are for life not for fucking.
Mickey: I rid your sister last night. haha
Johnny: You'll not be laughing when everyone see's ye goin in te the GUM clinic at Altnagelvin
Johnny: You'll not be laughing when everyone see's ye goin in te the GUM clinic at Altnagelvin
by GDee September 05, 2005
any alchoholic beverage.
by PyT reppin' th' WaSc MoB! October 20, 2003
A chewy, sticky wad of flavored sugar (or sorbitol or xylitol if it's sugar-free, smarty-pants) that may come as a ball, a stick, a cube, a 6-foot strip in a pink plastic dispenser, etc. Typically flavored as either classic bubblegum, a fruit (juicy fruit, strawberry, watermelon, orange, kiwi, pineapple, dragonfruit, etc.), or some kind of mint (peppermint, spearmint, wintergreen, winterfresh, sweetmint, smooth mint, polar ice, fresh mint; the list goes on. What's the difference? Don't ask me.). Common uses include sticking it under desks, putting it in people's hair, playing with it as slime, using it as a currency/bribe, breath freshener, etc.
Person 1: You got any gum?
Person 2: Yes. Mint gum. $1 per piece.
Person 1: What?! THAT'S SO -- Okay. *hands over dollar*
Person 2: Nice doing business with you. *takes dollar, then takes chewed gum out of mouth and sticks it on Person 1's hand*
Person 2: Yes. Mint gum. $1 per piece.
Person 1: What?! THAT'S SO -- Okay. *hands over dollar*
Person 2: Nice doing business with you. *takes dollar, then takes chewed gum out of mouth and sticks it on Person 1's hand*
by Falling Upward January 23, 2020
An imaginary aliment suffered occasional by office employees. Actually an acronym that stands for "gotta use my sick-time." Used to describe someone who calls in sick without actually being sick simply to use up sick time before it expires.
by TheAdamBomb13 November 13, 2018
by gemini18 November 16, 2007