Small town in the Southeastern U.S state of Tennessee. Well known for its poor education system, high rate of teen pregnancy, incest, illiteracy, racism, redneck trailer trash, and ignorant pieces of crap who hump bibles all the time. In Greeneville, there are many fun things to do, such as go to church, go to church, go to church, go work in a factory, go to school, go to church, go get high and cruise around a fucking parking lot in a strip mall, go to church, go to church, go to a KKK rally, or go to walmart. Yee haw.
Many people live in Greeneville, and want out. These people are smart.
Many people live in Greeneville, and stay there because the lord jesus told them to. These people take meth.
Many people live in Greeneville, and stay there because the lord jesus told them to. These people take meth.
by trapped in hicktown May 10, 2008
A city in Northeast TN. Lots of crazy people, rednecks, drug dealers, wannabe rappers, and just general trouble causers. Northside and Eastside are White and middle class. Westend is White, Black and mixed, and lower class. South side is mostly white and lower-middle class. Town center is mixed and lower-middle to middle class. Main hangout areas include The Commons, AMC movie theater, Greeneville Square, and West Greene shopping center. Greeneville has many low-income and government subsidized housing areas, avoid here at night unless the people there fw you or you live there. Not a whole lot to do, but decent attractions for the size of the town. Outsiders aren’t typically welcome on most blocks so stay alert. Population as of 2021 is 15,480. Crime rate is 10k/100k and only 4% of crimes are cleared making it one of the most dangerous areas in the United States. Greeneville typically votes Republican in elections.
“Don’t mess with that dude, he from Greeneville”
“Y’all wanna go down to G-Vegas and buy some drugs?”
“Y’all wanna go down to G-Vegas and buy some drugs?”
by Clem_Baby300 October 5, 2021
A small town, in Eastern Tennessee, with basically nothing to do excluding church, Walmart, high school football games, a strip mall known as The Commons, trespassing, muddin, drag racing, a third-rate bowling alley, and a closed down skating rink. Most people who want to have fun just drive to nearby Johnson City, also known as the homosexual capitol of the Southeastern US. Known for historic crap and high school sports.
Greeneville High School may have a decent football team, but Scott Niswonger is their sugar daddy
Boy: You wanna go do somethin tonight?
Girl: like what?
Boy: I dunno it's Greeneville so lets fuck:D
Boy: You wanna go do somethin tonight?
Girl: like what?
Boy: I dunno it's Greeneville so lets fuck:D
by Jason Aldean's lover October 12, 2011
the Greeneville commons is where all of the drug dealers go to sell their stocks. most of the redneck wanna be highschoolers go here in there lifted nissan hardbodies and gay ass hondas. so if you ever want any narcotic under the sun, just go to the greeneville commons
dude my new car is so cool (its not) lets go to the Greeneville commons to see if the sick shitwagon can cut a burnout
by TheBigStoner420 March 5, 2020
A high scool in East Tennesse where pricks have little dicks, and arragence is bliss. They are known for their kick ass football team that recruits players and moves down a division to avoid teams that will rape their little green assholes. Laughing at the misfortunate, and talking about how good you are at sports is another past time at Greeneville. 2. Where you go when you think your rich,in middle to upper class, and where your shit don't stink.
Friend 1: What do you do at "Greeneville High School.
Friend 2: Smell your own ass, what do you think.
Friend 1: Why?
Friend 2:Smells like exellence why do you think.
Friend 2: Smell your own ass, what do you think.
Friend 1: Why?
Friend 2:Smells like exellence why do you think.
by Fart Gobblin 85 January 22, 2012
Greeneville is located in East TN it is full of lots of great people including but not limited to minorities, such people as gangbangers, underage drinkers. drunk drivers. drug consumers. homeless people. and very religious white people. you may also see a maga flag at every house. Does include a hood. The people in this hood are very respectful at night if your white you can say the hard r and they will take you under your wing. also go visit the GHS FB games to get some laced weed. all in all amazing place to visit and some very nice people overall a 10/10
by greg testicles October 2, 2023