1 definition by Jason Aldean's lover

greeneville

A small town, in Eastern Tennessee, with basically nothing to do excluding church, Walmart, high school football games, a strip mall known as The Commons, trespassing, muddin, drag racing, a third-rate bowling alley, and a closed down skating rink. Most people who want to have fun just drive to nearby Johnson City, also known as the homosexual capitol of the Southeastern US. Known for historic crap and high school sports.

Greeneville High School may have a decent football team, but Scott Niswonger is their sugar daddy

Boy: You wanna go do somethin tonight?
Girl: like what?

Boy: I dunno it's Greeneville so lets fuck:D

by Jason Aldean's lover October 12, 2011