braxton jarnagin is a douchebag usually found in west greene jacking off. this nigga is paler than milk and looks like a autistic cockatoo and has the brain of a pigeon. he is thin and tall, and his ex is a hoe. and he somehow deals with his mentally challenged friend matthew.
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