Guelch

To make a fat person shit, piss or ejaculate whilst fisting and squeezing the tummy

“I was able to Guelch her in under a minute!”

by Gloibchuncher May 18, 2024

Gelch

The combination of gagging and belching that typically precedes vomiting.

She wretched so hard that she let out a giant gelch before it all came up. It sounded like a wounded walrus.

by FlimFlam47 September 20, 2017

Spring Gulch

RV and Campground sight in Pennsylvania, about 20 minutes from the famous "Amish Country" Most commonly linked to "Ole Bertha" the 8 pound bass that's found in the lake on the campground area.

My buddies and I are going up to Spring Gulch for the weekend in our RV to try to get Ole Bertha

by puh_trish_uh_sir_bow September 14, 2017

ghelchoido

An abuse in Gujarati, meaning an Idiot, a moron or a fool.
It's a compound of two words: ghel means foolish, choido means fucker

Rahul Gandhi is a ghelchoido.

by crochsmasher June 16, 2014

dry gulch

to attack someone by surprise, to hit them when they least expect it, especially in the throat.

see sucker punch

and then i turned around and dry gulched the dirty son of a bitch.

by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

dry gulching

Attacking someone by surprise, knocking someone out from behind, or ambushing somebody.

She got put in solitary for dry gulching her cellmate in the yard.

by Zsinix September 20, 2016

mrs gulch

When an old woman farts in mid stride at the store and casually continues to walk down the aisle.

"Omg what was that?"

"Idk dude but it smells like a mrs gulch"
"Runnnnn"

by jaynedough May 11, 2015