a horse turd in the road. more of a rural phenomenon.
nice road apple you stepped in there, tough guy.
1. to lie so badly that, theoretically your pants will burst into flames. popularized by the kindergarten chant, "liar liar pants on fire!".
2. to be painfully gay.
so then i told her i'm puff daddy's personal coke tender, and she bought it. i'm surprised my pants didn't catch fire on the spot.