21 definition by Dickie Moist

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a term of endearment for a wonderful girlfriend.
i love you, stinky :)
by Dickie Moist October 07, 2003

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a horse turd in the road. more of a rural phenomenon.
nice road apple you stepped in there, tough guy.
by Dickie Moist October 07, 2003

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to attack someone by surprise, to hit them when they least expect it, especially in the throat.

see sucker punch
and then i turned around and dry gulched the dirty son of a bitch.
by Dickie Moist October 07, 2003

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1. to lie so badly that, theoretically your pants will burst into flames. popularized by the kindergarten chant, "liar liar pants on fire!".
2. to be painfully gay.
so then i told her i'm puff daddy's personal coke tender, and she bought it. i'm surprised my pants didn't catch fire on the spot.
by Dickie Moist October 07, 2003

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an appropriate name for a woman with large breasts.

see: Chesty LaRue, Busty St Clair
by Dickie Moist November 07, 2003

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a normal looking reporter with a goofy name.
thanks Creamy!
by Dickie Moist October 07, 2003

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classic porn from the 70's and 80's featuring women with an abundance of pubic hair.
my boy dan likes to watch himself some serious bush porn.
by Dickie Moist October 07, 2003

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