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while getting a blowjob, you hear a noise in the other room, thinking its your parents (or anyone else for that matter) you pull your dick out of the girls (or boys) mouth. Under your breath you say "What the Fuck!!! my parents are in the other room" then you cock slap the person still on their knees.
yeah, the gelched me last night, i just hope the red mark on my face goes away soon.
gelch by hoodlumskin July 2, 2005
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The art of massaging one’s gooch
My girlfriend and I had an intense gelch session last night.
Gelch by Felchlord17 March 30, 2024
when in doggy or missionary, (for gay men) the gooch is brushed by your partners tongue down to the anus. Then the partner insterts said tongue into anus very vigourously.
Jason gelched Dorian the other day and it was very saucy.
gelch by Shushumga May 13, 2024

Spring Gulch 

RV and Campground sight in Pennsylvania, about 20 minutes from the famous "Amish Country" Most commonly linked to "Ole Bertha" the 8 pound bass that's found in the lake on the campground area.
My buddies and I are going up to Spring Gulch for the weekend in our RV to try to get Ole Bertha
Spring Gulch by puh_trish_uh_sir_bow September 14, 2017

Gerchan Farms 

Famous gulag-style farm where Gerchan is kept captive by Curryblast Amit and slapped 24-7 for her milk
"Gerchan is so fine, I just want to slap the milk out of her."
-Amit B00by-slap

"Gerchan Farms is my dream world!"
-Kim Jong Un

"Gerchan needs some Bangladesh whip because she's being insolent and not lactating."
-Lactation Overseer at Gerchan Farms
Gerchan Farms by AmitB00bySlap June 19, 2019

ghelchoido

An abuse in Gujarati, meaning an Idiot, a moron or a fool.
It's a compound of two words: ghel means foolish, choido means fucker
Rahul Gandhi is a ghelchoido.
ghelchoido by crochsmasher June 16, 2014
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
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