guelching 

the act of inserting a tube into the urethra, then allowing hot sauce to flow down the tube, before ejaculating and consuming the mixture of semen and hot sauce.

this girl wanted to perform guelching on me last night

guelching by TEHRAEHerG March 3, 2024

dry gulching 

Attacking someone by surprise, knocking someone out from behind, or ambushing somebody.

She got put in solitary for dry gulching her cellmate in the yard.

dry gulching by Zsinix September 20, 2016

Gulching 

Verb: To Gulch -

When a man shoves his dick down a chicks throat, and right at the point of deepest penetration, busts. This in effect causes the chick to vomit up the dick (note, the chick does not simply vomit, she specifically vomits the dick out of her throat) causing the most splendid sensation for the man.

Jackson: Yo man did you have fun last night with that one bitch?
Guilhem: Yee son she gulched my dick so hard i still have gulch juice up in my pubes.
Jackson: Niiiiiice, gulching feels fucking bomb!

Gulching by Gulchmaster 3000 March 16, 2010

Geeching

considered a fine art by many, Geeching involves the tickling of a Gooch from behind by a Geecher.

Ah, that Dan is well good at Geeching, did you see him just Geech Tom's Gooch?!

Geeching by Danbo May 17, 2007

gwelching

The act of which requires two men, a tube, and a trained gerbil. Basically a combo of felching and gerbiling. One man ejaculates into the rear end of one man while the other does the same to guy #1. Then a tube is inserted into the anus of both men, and a gerbil goes into one of their buttholes, sucks the cum out of their butthole, crawls to the other man's butthole and places his own sperm into his butthole, the action is repeated.

"Yeah me and my boyfriend tried gwelching the other day."
"How was it?"
"Kind of itchy."

gwelching by King Kawndum February 28, 2010

Gaulching 

The act of pooping then giving it to your female/lesbian mate as a dildo. Then when it hardens, shove it up yours or hers anus.

"I Gaulched with Stacy last night!"

Don't do a Gaulching to anybody.

Gaulching by WTFAMIREADING August 28, 2016

dry gulching 

Anal sex without lube or warning. Ram her home!

"Last night i gave your mom the ol' dry gulch, kyle."

"After all.... blood is natures lube!"

dry gulching by sky July 25, 2004