while getting a blowjob, you hear a noise in the other room, thinking its your parents (or anyone else for that matter) you pull your dick out of the girls (or boys) mouth. Under your breath you say "What the Fuck!!! my parents are in the other room" then you cock slap the person still on their knees.

yeah, the gelched me last night, i just hope the red mark on my face goes away soon.

gelch by hoodlumskin July 2, 2005

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Gelch

The art of massaging one’s gooch

My girlfriend and I had an intense gelch session last night.

Gelch by Felchlord17 March 30, 2024

gelch

when in doggy or missionary, (for gay men) the gooch is brushed by your partners tongue down to the anus. Then the partner insterts said tongue into anus very vigourously.

Jason gelched Dorian the other day and it was very saucy.

gelch by Shushumga May 13, 2024

Spring Gulch

RV and Campground sight in Pennsylvania, about 20 minutes from the famous "Amish Country" Most commonly linked to "Ole Bertha" the 8 pound bass that's found in the lake on the campground area.

My buddies and I are going up to Spring Gulch for the weekend in our RV to try to get Ole Bertha

Spring Gulch by puh_trish_uh_sir_bow September 14, 2017

Gerchan Farms

Famous gulag-style farm where Gerchan is kept captive by Curryblast Amit and slapped 24-7 for her milk

"Gerchan is so fine, I just want to slap the milk out of her."
-Amit B00by-slap

"Gerchan Farms is my dream world!"
-Kim Jong Un

"Gerchan needs some Bangladesh whip because she's being insolent and not lactating."
-Lactation Overseer at Gerchan Farms

Gerchan Farms by AmitB00bySlap June 19, 2019

ghelchoido

An abuse in Gujarati, meaning an Idiot, a moron or a fool.
It's a compound of two words: ghel means foolish, choido means fucker

Rahul Gandhi is a ghelchoido.

ghelchoido by crochsmasher June 16, 2014

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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