Gelch

The combination of gagging and belching that typically precedes vomiting.

She wretched so hard that she let out a giant gelch before it all came up. It sounded like a wounded walrus.

by FlimFlam47 September 20, 2017

gelch

while getting a blowjob, you hear a noise in the other room, thinking its your parents (or anyone else for that matter) you pull your dick out of the girls (or boys) mouth. Under your breath you say "What the Fuck!!! my parents are in the other room" then you cock slap the person still on their knees.

yeah, the gelched me last night, i just hope the red mark on my face goes away soon.

by hoodlumskin July 02, 2005

gelching

The process of sounding another man while he is urinating with a bendy straw, (preferably a McDonald's straw) and slurping it all out.

Aw man, me and Jamarkounwious really REALLY wanted to go gelching, but we didn't have the legal qualifications for it.

by patty0513 May 24, 2024

Gelching

The act of ejaculating onto someone’s glasses and then getting said person to lick it off

Alex: Man I totally gelching with her last night
Conor: That’s sick dude

by Keicircoober January 17, 2025

Gelching

The art of massaging one’s gooch.

Last night my girlfriend and I were gelching each other all night.

by Felchlord17 March 30, 2024

gelching

The act of using your own fingers to widen your anus

"I was lowkey gelching yesterday bro"
"Yo me too gng"

by Goonforce June 05, 2024

Gelch

The art of massaging one’s gooch

My girlfriend and I had an intense gelch session last night.

by Felchlord17 March 30, 2024