Gelching

The art of massaging one’s gooch.

Last night my girlfriend and I were gelching each other all night.

by Felchlord17 March 30, 2024

gelching

The process of sounding another man while he is urinating with a bendy straw, (preferably a McDonald's straw) and slurping it all out.

Aw man, me and Jamarkounwious really REALLY wanted to go gelching, but we didn't have the legal qualifications for it.

by patty0513 May 24, 2024

gelching

The act of using your own fingers to widen your anus

"I was lowkey gelching yesterday bro"
"Yo me too gng"

by Goonforce June 5, 2024

Gelching

The act of ejaculating onto someone’s glasses and then getting said person to lick it off

Alex: Man I totally gelching with her last night
Conor: That’s sick dude

by Keicircoober January 17, 2025

dry gulching

Attacking someone by surprise, knocking someone out from behind, or ambushing somebody.

She got put in solitary for dry gulching her cellmate in the yard.

by Zsinix September 20, 2016

Gulching

Verb: To Gulch -

When a man shoves his dick down a chicks throat, and right at the point of deepest penetration, busts. This in effect causes the chick to vomit up the dick (note, the chick does not simply vomit, she specifically vomits the dick out of her throat) causing the most splendid sensation for the man.

Jackson: Yo man did you have fun last night with that one bitch?
Guilhem: Yee son she gulched my dick so hard i still have gulch juice up in my pubes.
Jackson: Niiiiiice, gulching feels fucking bomb!

by Gulchmaster 3000 March 16, 2010

Geeching

considered a fine art by many, Geeching involves the tickling of a Gooch from behind by a Geecher.

Ah, that Dan is well good at Geeching, did you see him just Geech Tom's Gooch?!

by Danbo May 17, 2007