Definitions by Gloibchuncher

Cig-nis

A cigarette shoved into the urethra of a penis to smoke it while giving head, painfully burning the urethra to also warm the cum.

“Yeah, I delivered a good cig-nis last night, maybe i’ll try a cigar next time.”

Merch

To make a fat person shit, piss or ejaculate whilst fisting and squeezing the tummy

“I was able to Guelch her in under a minute!”

Merch