Gudet 

Buttocks or Butt. Butt Cheeks. Mukesh.

"I fell of a chair and hurt my gudet."
or
"I need to go wax that gudet!"

Gudet by Mukesh November 30, 2005

gude 

Gude Drive in Rockville, Maryland. Pronounced “goooood” by Google Maps GPS. Alternative spelling of good.

I was having a gude day til someone tried to pick a Twitter fight with me.

gude by Gggee Unit June 28, 2022

Ava Gaudet

Talented Broadway star. Amazing in RENT.

Ava Gaudet sings at the Nederlander.

Ava Gaudet by iloveavagaudet September 15, 2006

Guidette

(n): The female counterpart to the "Guido" specimen. Exclusive to North America, these creatures are usually of Italian-American decsent. A Guidette can be recognized by her orange color, similar to that of the common tangerine, and their either very light or very dark hair. Guidettes have an overly sexual demeanor, and will often emit high pitch shreiks to attract mates. A creature of habit, the Guidette will spend an excessive amount of time on her appearance, and will usually prefer to don very light lipstick (often to referred to by experts as 'Semen Lipstick'), brands such as Ed Hardy, BeBe and Juicy Couture. Scientists believe they are very tolerant to chemical exposure, as Guidettes will use 3-4 cannisters of hairspray in one day alone.

Although reproduction has not been studied in this species, the Guidette will usually have anywhere from 100 to 200 sexual partners in her lifetime. However, some specimens were found to have exceeded these numbers by the age of thirty.

Common health problems reported in the species include, but are not limited to, alcoholism, venarial diseases (Most often strains of hepititis and herpes), sagging and wrinkled skin with a leathery texture and brain death.

(Sources:

The U.S. Wildlife and Game Adminstration
The U.S. Center for Disease Control)

I think I will go to the Zoo today, The Guidette exhibit just opened.

Guidette by MArie8773 January 2, 2010

Gudel 

a man with an extremely large head, coming straight from the shoulders (no neck). Attracted to big lovely oversized women.

upside down snowman would look like a gudel.

Gudel by asshole twins December 16, 2011

Gureto daze 

Japanese slang for "thats great" , mostly used as catchprase (by the ways of sarcasm) for a Bancho student w/ weird elvis like hair and the power to heal people

Jotaro: Aqua Neclace can hide itself in any liquid state

Josuke: Gureto daze

Gureto daze by Who cares for my name? January 1, 2018

Guetan 

3 black people; 1 man is fisting the other man whilst he shoves his testicles in a bitch

"I can't wait to have some Guetan tonight"
"I just love having Guetan "
"Doing Guetan feels good"
"Guetan is super hawt"

Guetan by LmaoEggsDee January 28, 2017