Guderian

Heinz Guderian is a German General during WW2 and made the Blitzkrieg technique in battle. He commanded the 2nd Panzer Division, XVI Army Corps, XIX Army Corps, and 2nd Panzer Army. His highest rank was Generaloberst or a 4-star general. His awards are: 1914 Iron Cross 2nd class with 1939 spange, 1914 Iron Cross 1st class with 1939 spange, Knights Cross of the Iron Cross with Oak Leaves.

Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Guderian?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: That's sad man.

Guderian by Heinz Guderian October 14, 2020

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Guderian

WW2 German General

Guy 1: do you know guderian

guy 2: no

guy 1: shame

Guderian by Heinz Guderian October 14, 2020

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Guderian

A name for a person with a searing intellect and who is well hard.
Normally dressed in the latest designer gear and with young,beautiful women draped across him.

"Did you see that Guderian last night"?
"Yes he's well hard and looks like a Hollywood star".

Guderian by Uncle Colin October 29, 2010

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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